2020-06-01 at 8:50 PM UTC
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2020-06-01 at 8:52 PM UTC
FUUUUUUUCK!Q!!!!!
One time we had a baby killing marine visit out party house for a couple days. He banged Poasts cousin and had a child with her before they seperated. But they're amicable so that's good. She's gone on to join a cult.
Anyays, when he was leaving back to deployment he had a pack of cigarettes he couldn't take. So he decided to smoke them all. At once. A full open mouth and two out the nose. Ask Poast for the picture because I'm on thin ice with ho much I don't give a fuck.
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2020-06-01 at 8:53 PM UTC
A lot of work but I save page 68. Radical shit posting terrorists tried to over take us but we hunkered down and did our duty. I thank everyone for their service. Both sides.
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2020-06-01 at 9:04 PM UTC
Since I'm now thinking about old stories here's a freebie:
The burly drunken guy in our part house liked to pants people. It was hilarious until it happened to you. The last time I ever saw him drink he wasn't wearing pants. I asked him why? He sd, "If you're not wearing pants no one can pants you." Flawless logic but he was the only person pantsing people.
One night, he pantses, (is that the past tense of pants? I don't know), he pantses Poast right in front of Poasts cousin. But he grabbed his underwear too by accident. So she got a full shot of Poasts dick and was mortified.
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2020-06-01 at 9:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
A lot of work but I save page 68. Radical shit posting terrorists tried to over take us but we hunkered down and did our duty. I thank everyone for their service. Both sides.
You're welcome. Me and the man who put it in my hood really came through here. Basically this thread would have never made it to page 69 without our high quality entertainment and efforts. We fucking rock.
You could learn a thing or two from us. I don't expect you to ever be half as funny or intelligent, but you could still learn a thing or two.
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2020-06-01 at 9:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Since I'm now thinking about old stories here's a freebie:
The burly drunken guy in our part house liked to pants people. It was hilarious until it happened to you. The last time I ever saw him drink he wasn't wearing pants. I asked him why? He sd, "If you're not wearing pants no one can pants you." Flawless logic but he was the only person pantsing people.
One night, he pantses, (is that the past tense of pants? I don't know), he pantses Poast right in front of Poasts cousin. But he grabbed his underwear too by accident. So she got a full shot of Poasts dick and was mortified.
I think you could say either pantses or pantsed in that context.
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2020-06-01 at 10:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin
I think you could say either pantses or pantsed in that context.
Fuck you.
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2020-06-01 at 10:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
we found a fossilized COCKodile
Did I just find another hidden word? COCKodile. c r o c o d i l e.
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2020-06-01 at 10:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Did I just find another hidden word? COCKodile. c r o c o d i l e.
Change c r o c k to cock? That's actually pretty funny.
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2020-06-01 at 10:33 PM UTC
I need a new computer key board. Going back through what I wrote today. Jesus. I'm not that bad of a typer. I know how to spell and everything. I swear it's this shitty key board.
Then I buy a new one and it turns out I was the retard the whole time. Fuck me,
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2020-06-02 at 2:01 AM UTC
Working on a story it'll be up soon
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2020-06-02 at 2:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Working on a story it'll be up soon
This recurring joke from you fucks never gets old.
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2020-06-02 at 3:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Fuck you.
Hey man just trying to help. Dont kill me. 😗
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2020-06-02 at 4:09 AM UTC
Why did u go to jail and also were you scared to go jail. Did you meet wes Watson or big hurc
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2020-06-02 at 4:59 AM UTC
OMG, you coward! Me and the man that put it in my hood salvaged this whole shitshow from the brink of failure, and you don't even acknowledge us in a personalized shout out. It's pretty bullshit of you.
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2020-06-02 at 5:03 AM UTC
Hey why did headspin go to jail for 4 years why don't he want to talk about it obviously he does want to talk about it or he would not have mentioned that you went to jail for 4 years so just spit it out already
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2020-06-02 at 8:58 AM UTC
I've having a stressful time and now I have another 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET?
Give me some space people. Big things going on.
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2020-06-02 at 3:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Hey why did headspin go to jail for 4 years why don't he want to talk about it obviously he does want to talk about it or he would not have mentioned that you went to jail for 4 years so just spit it out already
I already mentioned it earlier in this thread.
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2020-06-02 at 11:52 PM UTC
You guys! I found the original footage and audio from Casper!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw
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2020-06-03 at 1:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin
I already mentioned it earlier in this thread.
You have to understand this thread is so long that normies can't keep up.
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