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Posts by OMGPLZUNBAN

  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Way sexier than OMG and notOMG's shitty MS paint abominations. Post more provacative catgirls, bro. Fuck OMG an his shitty notsexy cats. He literally just drew a catface on Bernie Sanders for mine–objectively the least sexy man alive. Dude looks like father time and probably wears adult daipers.
    Really fucking embarrassing, OMG. Get your shit together.

    I didn't realize you would be so unhappy with a 100% custom FREE LOLcat. I assure you it won't happen again

  2. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by TOTALLYNOTOMGPLZDNTBAN I can do way better. Give me a chance. That looks like crap! Check out mine!


    I guess we could call you..... A copycat?
  3. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra thanks, brb making it my new avatar

    Lulz. Tell your friends about THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra I know

    they're TERRORcats

    I can't remember if I gave you a free 100% custom LOLcat. Sorry. Business is booming.

  5. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by TOTALLYNOTOMGPLZDNTBAN You ain't got shit on me son. I got the best 100% custom-er, free-er LOLcatty-er LOL cats.






    That's how it's done son.
  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by TOTALLYNOTOMGPLZDNTBAN You ain't got shit on me son. I got the best 100% custom-er, free-er LOLcatty-er LOL cats.


    That's the kind of quality when you buy cheap LOLcats. The nose is upside down, no work on the whiskers, not custom to the purchasers needs or wants. I could go on but I would be ashamed to push this kind of product with my family name behind it.

    And Aldra, those cats aren't LOLcats. I provide a service that can't be replicated, (as you can see), and I customize 100% of my LOLcats. LOLcats that can bring a little joy to the world. Not to the hollywood elite trying to make a buck. I do it because it's my passion. If I can make some money that always helps but I would never sell out.
  7. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Greenspam by practicing Witch Craft?

    People like their 100% custom LOLcats. Name one other 100% custom LOLcat maker. It's a dying business that has been passed down in my family for generations. That's why mine are the best. I have been trained by the best and perfected my craft.
  8. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I was hired as an outside consultant.
  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But hey, I don't want to discriminate against my pedosexual friends, so here, have some ponies.


    We could get our forces combined and make custom LOLcat ponies.

    Just throwing it out there......
  10. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S okie dokie 🙃

    I hope you appreciate the work and effort I'm putting in here for THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
  11. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S nigga it's been like 4 hours wtf

    you makin' me a sad panda bro

    They're in high demand right now. Calm your tits.

  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Goddam does this thread deliver. Free 100%custom LOLcats for all!
  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN



    Originally posted by STER0S hit that meth pipe & get on mine plz




    Am I the only one paying attention to this thread?
  14. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S hit that meth pipe & get on mine plz

  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Hawt.

    Post more stories.

    Can we please respect the sanctity of this thread?
  16. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Vitamin G I ate dinner and now I don't feel like it. Maybe later. I'll just use this thread as a dumping ground.

    Perhaps I could be persuaded if I got some Thanks

    I'll give you a 100% customer LOLcat. What'chu want big homie?
  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Vitamin G it's right side up, but their clits are kinda squinty.

    Post more stories. Im down
  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead We're clearly all sharing awkward stories, bro. Get with the program. I bet OMG might even make you another lolcat if you do.

    Emphasis on *might*. It needs to be earned.
  19. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I remember her. She and I are friends on facebook, unlike me and you. She's doing awesome.



    You reimagining a story and shoehorning yourself into the role of my dead wife is probably the creepiest thing you've ever done, bro. You alright over there? You've basically cut all communication with me and Poast. We never hear from you anymore, and are pretty worried about you.
    Why don't you come home and get recarded like it's still '84 for old time's sake?

    I've been texting you and Poast constantly. Poast and I rambled two nights ago. I'm just lying for the lulz but because you never want to have fun in life you take everything extremely seriously. Life is a bunch of crap and sometimes you need to try and stop to smell the buttholes.

    I can be your butthole.
  20. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Vitamin G I don't understand what's happening in this thread

    1- hydro failing to shoot herself in the head

    post the story.
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