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2019-10-30 at 1:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I will take you.
I'm going to make a place right now out in the deepest of woods. A place where I can take you and nobody can ever hear us; probably somewhere up in the Northern Territores of Canada.
You're going to sit in a room, bounded. And dont even try to start to think of how you can somehow escape bevause this isnt some faggot american Hollywood horror film . There is no escape. I'm not dumb. You CANNOT escape.
And anyway I'm going to have a huge black kettle in the corner like one where witches make their brew. Ya know the one where they say "double double toil and trouble" or whatever. And then they throw in rabbits feet and shit.
Except its going to be your feet. Except not. Hehehehe. It's going to be SLIVERS of you. Slow slow slivers. Just mini portions of your body put into the stew. Over the course of YEARS, m8. Many many years. I'm gonna cut you so slowly that you can regrow the skin I'm cutting. I'm going to make you into the lenghtiest minestrone soup ever. I'm gonna make a recipe and attach it to the wall and make sure my descendants keep following through and continue to make a stew out of you for thousands of years.
I dont know yet how I'm gonna ensure you stay alive for said thousands of years but that's neither here nor there. Point of the matter is you will be my new minestrone you SPIC!!!
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2019-10-30 at 6:06 PM UTCGoddam does this thread deliver. Free 100%custom LOLcats for all!
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2019-10-30 at 6:30 PM UTCmay i order a hitler LOLcat with a large diet coke, plz?
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2019-10-30 at 10:14 PM UTCnigga it's been like 4 hours wtf
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2019-10-30 at 11:09 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 12:41 AM UTCOMG are you behind this madness?
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2019-10-31 at 1:54 AM UTCI was hired as an outside consultant.
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2019-10-31 at 2:06 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 2:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Greenspam by practicing Witch Craft?
People like their 100% custom LOLcats. Name one other 100% custom LOLcat maker. It's a dying business that has been passed down in my family for generations. That's why mine are the best. I have been trained by the best and perfected my craft. -
2019-10-31 at 2:12 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 2:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN People like their 100% custom LOLcats. Name one other 100% custom LOLcat maker. It's a dying business that has been passed down in my family for generations. That's why mine are the best. I have been trained by the best and perfected my craft.
You ain't got shit on me son. I got the best 100% custom-er, free-er LOLcatty-er LOL cats.
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2019-10-31 at 2:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by TOTALLYNOTOMGPLZDNTBAN You ain't got shit on me son. I got the best 100% custom-er, free-er LOLcatty-er LOL cats.
That's the kind of quality when you buy cheap LOLcats. The nose is upside down, no work on the whiskers, not custom to the purchasers needs or wants. I could go on but I would be ashamed to push this kind of product with my family name behind it.
And Aldra, those cats aren't LOLcats. I provide a service that can't be replicated, (as you can see), and I customize 100% of my LOLcats. LOLcats that can bring a little joy to the world. Not to the hollywood elite trying to make a buck. I do it because it's my passion. If I can make some money that always helps but I would never sell out. -
2019-10-31 at 2:26 AM UTCI was going to playfully put triangles and shit but then I watched this show on Prime Video simply called "Conspiracy" and it's 2019 (Because there are lots of shows with that name)
S1E1 about Illuminati and Triangles. Triangleism and the 3 points of Illuminati or some shit. I started to think about this site and it's worshiping of Trianglism and realized maybe you're all Junior Members of Illuminati or Bohemian Club out of San Francisco.. at least Lanny might be.
Dirty Devil worshiping cuntbag.
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2019-10-31 at 2:32 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 2:42 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
