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2019-10-29 at 10:13 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead You're the one that told me "if you can't live something down, you might as well live it up."
It was pretty inspirational when you marched into work the next day and preemptively told ALL of our coworkers about buttchugging a forty, so that you could frame it as bragging instead of allowing them to make fun of you for it.
Did I really? I must've forgot all about that one. But when you live the most awesome life possible it's easy to forget some of the smaller things.
But I digress. I'm a mere 100% custom LOLcat maker now. Those days are behind me. To be remembered by others who wished they were worthy of my bravery and struggles. People who might try to relive them by shitting on cars. It's a new generation growing up and I have passed the torch and taken a step back.
But I know, people will always talk about the guy who shoved a 40 in his butt. It will turn into an old wives tale. "Eats your veggies or old Mr. 40 up the butt will stick a 40 in your butt." I've made my mark on the world. It's a different place where people were first shocked at my actions. Then inspired to replicate them. I recieve no credit and that's how I like it. It shows that I'm not in it for recognition. I'm furthering the hearts of millions showing them that anything is possible if you put your heart into it. -
2019-10-29 at 9:54 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I don't remember that night very well. Josh downloaded the movie later and it starts with the plane scene. I then realized I remember nothing about the movie. I remember you wanted me to wear green under roos and I refused, hit on a lesbian then failed to create a moment with Kelsey from the 'Bees in the bathroom.
And it wasn't some girls room you 'randomly' met. It was my room. You shit in my bed claiming, "It's always darkest before the brown". Why lie brah? -
2019-10-29 at 4:15 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Like I said people, free 100% custom LOLcats for all! Don't listen to the haters and the liars and the butt chuggers telling you to stay away! We're telling the truth here! And that's why they fear us! We have the opportunity to really do something but it's going to take us all working together to achieve it! They don't want it to happen so they're trying to tear us apart so we can't work as a team!
Let's set aside our differences, (Except for MyWifeIsDead, fuck that guy), and really embrace who we can become as people!
(P.S. Poast can go fuck himself too. His mentality will not be accepted in this thread of love, hope and inspiration. Inspiration to be the people we desire to become. Posts by Poasts will be reviewed before being seen on this thread because I believe everyone deserves a chance. And with such a great group of people around here maybe he'll come around.)
P.S.S. Thanks for enjoying THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! -
2019-10-29 at 4:04 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-29 at 3:55 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-29 at 3:40 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-29 at 3:39 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Tell the story of that one time you buttchugged a forty. Or any other story from the era. You gotta entertain the masses if you're intending to actually make the longest thread on the internet.
Dude, that was you. You were trying to leave a party and as a goof we decided you needed to take goodbye shots with all of us. You got hammered and randomly said you'd try to buttchug a fourty. We said there's no way you could but it'd be cool. Then you wanted $50 for the act. You set yourself up against a couch and couldn't find your own asshole and wanted us to help guide it in. No one wanted to partake so you went next door where your drug addicted girl friend you always called Ho-zilla was passed out on pills. She wanted no part of it either so you promised her McDonalds in the morning if she'd help shove a fourty in your butt.
So you came stumbling back and finally got the fourty in your butt but couldn't buttchug any of it. With shame all over your face you asked for your $50. The guy tells you that since you didn't butt chug as promised he wasn't going to pay you. You then took a wild swing at him but was so drunk you just fell on your face. In a desperate attempt to save face you downed the rest of the fourty that was just in your butt.
Last I heard you woke up to Ho-zilla doing the laundry she had just done the day before. She says she woke up to you pissing all over the pile of clean clothes and when she asked you what you were doing you replied, "I have to do what I need to do." Or some stupid shit like that.
The fact you would make a wild claim that it was me who would do such unspeakable acts really shows what a piece of shit you are you degenerate fuck. -
2019-10-29 at 4:58 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I don't know about you guys but I'm having a lot of fun in this thread. What's the next subject to talk about?
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2019-10-28 at 11:48 PM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
Originally posted by Greenspam No you didn't.
Stop fibbing. You said "I just don't give these out for free" or some crazy shit.. so I figured "This dude wants to sell his art memes he makes for people?"
stop playing the feel sorry card for me Card. That's Luigis card.
https://imgur.com/0nhFAIV -
2019-10-28 at 8:21 PM UTC in Trump's reaction as he was boo'd at a World Series game.Again, if we could take this discussion to a middle ground like I suggested I think we can all learn from each other and come together.
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2019-10-28 at 8:14 PM UTC in Trump's reaction as he was boo'd at a World Series game.I think this would be better discussed in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! Every one is super chill and respectful over there so bringing up a controversial topic would be better received.
PLus since that thread is going nowhere for a while it will serve as a sort of time capsule we can look back on. -
2019-10-28 at 8:05 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-28 at 4:35 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Thread's getting longer guys! Woo Hoo!
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2019-10-28 at 4:35 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
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2019-10-28 at 4:28 AM UTC in Petition to ban Poast
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2019-10-28 at 4:23 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Greenspam You have a long way to go homie.. a long long way
You need more material like this if you want to hit the upper thousand posts teir.
https://niggasin.space/thread/23821?p=306#post-874425
Originally posted by Greenspam You're like a Carnival Barker who hands you a shitty prize and says "Oh, you have to drop more dollars and win for that prize"
I'm contacting Ripoff Consumer's Press
You got a free 100% custom LOLcat.
What're you bitching about? -
2019-10-28 at 2:29 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I feel like someone is trying to step onmy lucrative LOLcat franchise.
No LOLcat for you! -
2019-10-28 at 12:57 AM UTC in Petition to ban PoastHis jokes aren't funny and are mostly based off of hurting/targeting someone, (Lanny), or racism. His new Martin Luther King shtick isn't funny or original. It's bottom of the barrel scraping.
I'm hoping one day he finds a barrel. Let's weed out the people we don't want around so we can have a great time. Some other poster started the longest thread on the internet and it's pretty fun in there. There's free 100% custom LOLcats and everything! Check it out! -
2019-10-28 at 12:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-28 at 12:36 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!This thread was supposed to be out LOLcats and having fun. You are ruining it sir.
