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A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 5:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Greenspam Did you scan a browser page and found some of us talking about Cage's Monotone persona makes his performance a wonderful experience yet repetitive at times?
And then this angered you and you came here for what you thought was Damage Control when no one said he was a terrible actor. Just Monotone in his voice.. which is his own trademark of sort.
Are you obsess, angry, sad, stoic ?
what is it OMG. What is it?
A great movie idea that will never be made.
Ask MyWifeIsDead. He knows more about it than I do. I'm just on logistics. -
2019-11-06 at 5:51 AM UTCdem llul catz
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2019-11-06 at 6:02 AM UTCunrelated .. does this look like a 767 to you guys? weird angle I suppose but, I dunno. It starts 20 something minutes in.. I used the time forward
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2019-11-06 at 6:04 AM UTCnicolas RAGEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-06 at 7:04 AM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 8:08 AM UTClooks like a cruise missile piloted by jeff hunter to meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-06 at 6:30 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 6:35 PM UTCI like nicholas rage, can you a make me a kitty kat?!
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2019-11-06 at 6:43 PM UTC
National Treasure
Benjamin Franklin Gates
Raised with a loving family. Father and Grandpa. He deeply admires his grandpa.
The person who smuggled the treasure out of Britain took the name, 'The Knights Templar' who formed the brother hood 'The Freemasons' in honor of the builders of the great temple. *I'm assuming the pyramids?*
"The treasure must never fall back to the British." Fucking 'Murican. Fuck Britain.
Everyone said the hunt for the treasure was crazy up to his dad and grandfather. His passion is in his bloodline.
Constantly on the hunt for clues. That'd be funny if he's finding clues everywhere pre fight. Especially if he's like, ' Cage…. As in rage in the cage. An elephant would rage in a cage. Elephant…. a wild animal behind bars. Bars…. Bars… Convicts are behind bars. Bars are in prison! The elphant is near a prison!" Something along those lines.
His family has been treated by the historical society with mockery and contempt.
"I'm going to get straight to the point." After that mentions someone's going to steal the Declaration. "I've been to the FBI." Typical cage role. Might only get quotes.
Likes really skinny girls who have been Weinstiened.
*toasting to skinny McCuntFace* "To high treason. That's what these men were committing when the signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded drawn and quartered, Oh! Oh! and my personal favotite- and had their entrails cut out and burned!" "So heres to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right." Gates knows he has to do bad to do right. And The Cage stands in his way.
Uses cash but has a Visa. Doubt that's usable.
"I guess I deserve that." Not an exact quote. Change 'we' to 'I'
The Cage calls Gates Mr. Brown. "OK, my name's not Brown. It Gates." The cage responds, 'You're that family with the conspiracy theory about the founding fathers?!'
"I refuse to believe that."
Uses black kids for monetary gain. Might be a liberal.
Funniest unintentional joke in the movie is when Ian uses Yahoo Search to go to the liberty bell. The loser kid with Gates asks, "How'd they find us?". Gates: "Well, Ian has nearly unlimited resources. And he's smart.' Dude, Ian use yahoo search. Not google which was up back then. Unlimited resources you say? Yahoo search!
Some kind of ocular device. The vision to see the treasured past.
Have Gates jump behind a gravestone to keep up the jumping behind stuff from 60 seconds.
"Something I noticed about fishing, it never works so well for the bait."
The Cage gives him two options. Door number one or door number two. Gates, "I'm still not against you. But I think I found door number three. And I'm taking it."
"You figured out the clue."
Pre-fight haggardly standing with a torch at waist level. http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/06/50-nicolas-cage-facts-for-the-50th-birthday-of-this-national-treasure/
"I just really thought I was going to find the treasure."
Smokes out of a dumbass pipe carved like an old castle type dealio? Looks like ivory. The pipe he found in the beginning of the movie that leads him to the treasure. That'd be funny. "The secret lies with Charlotte."
"There's thousands of years of world history down there. And it belongs to the world, and everybody in it."
"I'm sorry for your suffering Nic." Movie uses the name ben as a joke but that could be a usable line.
Movie ends in some secret government communist shit. He's talking to some one from the government and the agent who was Mr. White in Reservoir dogs basically says, "We wanted to keep this hidden." and flashing his ring for the camera because he's part of some shadow government. Then Gates wants to give it to the people. I couldn't find an image for my torch image but it's at 1:51 in the movie. I just think Cage looks stupid in that picture.
Typical Cage role. Nothing new. Mostly quotes. "Meahr! I'm Nicolas Cage! I play the same role over and over and stupid fucks watch it!" Nothing new character wise for a Cage role. Entertaining movie though.
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2019-11-06 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 7:08 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-06 at 8:34 PM UTC555nm is kr0z eyes
But blackened a bit
To olive semitic semiotics
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2019-11-06 at 8:36 PM UTCOMG get the fuck out a here you Cody Cod Fish
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2019-11-06 at 8:41 PM UTCGHOST RIDER
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2019-11-06 at 8:45 PM UTCCon Air is legit one of my favourite movies, I always watched it when it came on TV but I've never seen it start to finish, it's a long movie to watch on TV
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2019-11-06 at 8:54 PM UTCSinead O' Con Air
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2019-11-06 at 9:17 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 9:20 PM UTCCage's best film hands down was Matchstick Men.
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2019-11-06 at 9:29 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 9:30 PM UTC
