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2019-12-15 at 8:20 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-15 at 8:14 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story:
One time I was at Poasts and we were playing Halo 2 or something. I think this was right after Poast convinced me to start smoking weed.
He had a big bong called Bulletproof and I would cough blowing water out of the the smoke end thingy, (I haven't smoked in a while), so we used to put a towel by my feet.
I was 17 and had a '68 Camaro. I used to bomb down a big ass hill in neutral in it, hit around 70 MPH and be able to barely glide into Poasts trailer. I tried the same thing in my moms SUV once and on the first turn I almost tipped it. I was scared and never did it again.
So anyways, I was at Poasts playing Halo 2. He always kicked my ass. But today was different. I tried to sneak a fart. It was a big shart. I shit my pants. I jumped up and said I had to go home. I had to drive home leaning my left leg against the floor so my ass wasn't against against the seat. Then I wasn't sitting in my own shit.
A couple days later I admitted what had happened to Poast and he said, "I wondered why you left so awkwardly." -
2019-12-15 at 7:41 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-15 at 7:32 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Anybody got any cringe?
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2019-12-15 at 6:25 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet!*bump*
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2019-12-11 at 6:25 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-11 at 6:20 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story:
Thanksgiving. I was living with Poasts cousin and we were having it there. I had Hozilla living with me like a retard. Poasts cousin could cook so a bunch of people showed up that didn't have family showed up. We ate and then started drinking and having fun.
Some of Poasts family was there and it was pretty chill. There was one second I was standing next to WifeDead and Hozilla was in the hallway. Poasts mom was right there but wasn't looking so I got hozillas attention. She looked at me and I went in for a kiss with MomDead. He swooned and we passionately kissed while I stared her down. She had a horrified look on her face and I walked away.
Dead seriously, without any acknowledgement of what I was about to do just sold the shit out of it. This wasn't the first time we kissed. I think it might've been the last though. -
2019-12-11 at 5:57 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Where the fuck are my pizzas?!
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2019-12-11 at 5:28 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-11 at 3:16 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-10 at 6:33 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-09 at 3:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-08 at 6:26 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-08 at 12:45 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Another bump! What a thread!
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2019-12-07 at 5:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Solid post Spectral.
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2019-12-06 at 7:15 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-06 at 7:39 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Poast Last we ever saw him was when he left our building with everything he needed to skip town and start a new life. I like to believe that’s what he did. But I suspect he drank himself to death in the bushes with the half gallon of whiskey we gave him. There’s been rumors, murmurs rather, about him around town, unconfirmed sightings, here, there, you never know with these things. Michael was a free spirit with, abilities. When he’s ready to be witnessed again, he’ll make his presence known. Until then, his legend lives on, eternal, immortal, a god among men, his mantra forever written in the stars and in our hearts - “GET BENT.”
Dude! What are you talking about?! You spit in his face at some divehole bar rambling about jedis or something. Then when you were called on it you said, and I quote, "Sorry. The floodgates are up. This is just over seepage."
He shook hands with everyone but you and bid farewell. -
2019-12-06 at 7:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-06 at 4:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-05 at 11:03 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!C'mon page 24!
