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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc its 'sectioned under the mental health act', just another way of saying committed. if two doctors agree then you get forced into the psyche ward, assessed and 'treated' etc.

    anyway dean lowe, he killed her after i knew them. in fact i was looking up a few old friends when i first got out of jail and they were only then just telling me that she was 'missing' on the news, and a couple of speculated rumors were only just starting to come out. then i heard it come out on news over the next year or so.

    but basically i knew them when i first moved down to cornwall in 2012 and they moved into a room in a house in newquay i was living in. another guy in that house i used to do a bit of dope with occasionally, then he palled up with dean and the three of us would have a smoke now and then. then i got a flat in a different town that i didn't know at all, knew literally nobody the day i moved there. then about 2 months later he got a flat just up the road through the same agency. when i started selling weed they were then two of about 10 people or so that i knew who all smoked weed. so naturally they were customers. he was a bit weird at the time but friendly enough, but they were both on the mental health benefits and had plenty to spend, so you know. he was by far one of the best customers at the time tbh. can't say i ever liked the way he treated her like a slave and talked to her, and i'm sure he'd smacked her a few times. but that was their business, what can you do at the time?

    anyway, last time i saw them tho was when i was on the run and he slipped off with a tenner of mine and i got the hump about it. i went to their flat with a bat and barged past her when she opened the door looking for him, but he weren't there. was getting death threats texted from him later, but i got arrested and never caught up with the cunt. two years later i get out to hear all that shit about him, lol.


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    Didn't read, as a faggot who was meant to read it
  2. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Its downhill past 25, after 31 the slope becomes precipitous. May as well just lie down and die in a ditch somewhere right now. Your body's used up.

    wait to you're 40s and you'll find out just how wrong that is.


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  3. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Didn't read, as a faggot who was meant to read it

    was hoping you wouldn't. i posted that for everyone but you

    and golm


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  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Yeah well i read the whole thing

    Why don't you do another shot? You seem ornery
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Its downhill past 25, after 31 the slope becomes precipitous. May as well just lie down and die in a ditch somewhere right now. Your body's used up.

    It feels that way. I didn't know it was possible to throw your back out for 3 days doing a vigorous morning stretch.


    Originally posted by Sophie They even made a wacky anime all their media stuff is pretty strange. Didn't they want to jump start WW III?



    Is it your birthday today?

    Yurp.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Happy birthday, Casper. If it is in fact your birthday.

    Dont let being 31 get you down. It's just number. Live your life how you want to live it and fuck the rest.

    Do what ya gotta do to be healthy and most importantly, happy.

    Thx shanty

    *was supposed to be "shawty" but the iPad changed it, and it seemed appropriate



    Originally posted by Dregs oh yeah life is so over at 31 lmao. to be in my 30's again would be awesome. like seriously stfu and enjoy your 30's. well happy birthday kid! CASPER:)

    I would've preferred to enjoy my 20s but they disappeared somewhere shortly after graduation. Lol. Thanks.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc its 'sectioned under the mental health act', just another way of saying committed. if two doctors agree then you get forced into the psyche ward, assessed and 'treated' etc.

    anyway dean lowe, he killed her after i knew them. in fact i was looking up a few old friends when i first got out of jail and they were only then just telling me that she was 'missing' on the news, and a couple of speculated rumors were only just starting to come out. then i heard it come out on news over the next year or so.

    but basically i knew them when i first moved down to cornwall in 2012 and they moved into a room in a house in newquay i was living in. another guy in that house i used to do a bit of dope with occasionally, then he palled up with dean and the three of us would have a smoke now and then. then i got a flat in a different town that i didn't know at all, knew literally nobody the day i moved there. then about 2 months later he got a flat just up the road through the same agency. when i started selling weed they were then two of about 10 people or so that i knew who all smoked weed. so naturally they were customers. he was a bit weird at the time but friendly enough, but they were both on the mental health benefits and had plenty to spend, so you know. he was by far one of the best customers at the time tbh. can't say i ever liked the way he treated her like a slave and talked to her, and i'm sure he'd smacked her a few times. but that was their business, what can you do at the time?

    anyway, last time i saw them tho was when i was on the run and he slipped off with a tenner of mine and i got the hump about it. i went to their flat with a bat and barged past her when she opened the door looking for him, but he weren't there. was getting death threats texted from him later, but i got arrested and never caught up with the cunt. two years later i get out to hear all that shit about him, lol.


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    Guess it's a good thing you went to jail or you'd probably be fingers in a toilet bout now
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Happy WOMB EXIT day, ghost boy.

    You've got your whole life ahead of you!

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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ^^ this is accurate


    Plus the sweet old nurse at the methadone clinic giving you a hostess cupcake with a candle in it and telling you to make a wish...is really the most pathetic way possible to start your birthday rofl.

    I'm 99% sure my wish every year has been "I wish......I was dead. *blows out candle* NOPE. Still here" . God is a lie, magic isn't real and none of your dreams will ever come true HAVE A GREAT DAY STACY LOVE YA
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  9. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck I'm geeked as hell today, feel like I took a double dose of amps.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Casper I want to draw you a picture for your birthday.

    What do you want a picture of? I'll be doing it on paper with my fancy black ink markers.

    If you want color you have to show tits.
  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged


    The two hour point after taking Vyvanse usually goes something like this for me, bonus points if I take a 200 mg caffeine pill on top of it.
  12. Originally posted by aldra I would legit move to japan and join them if they weren't just some faggy spiritual movement nowadays

    I found a copy of their 'literature' from back in the day recently, it's pretty goofy

    That's because you're a catastrophist who can't envision the conceding of governments during negotiations or other events.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Casper I want to draw you a picture for your birthday.

    What do you want a picture of? I'll be doing it on paper with my fancy black ink markers.

    If you want color you have to show tits.

    You can either do your artistic rendering of my face, a cartoon ghost watching a sunset, or Galactigon hiding in the jungle from the space- Gestapo

    Nipple incoming
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER You can either do your artistic rendering of my face, a cartoon ghost watching a sunset, or Galactigon hiding in the jungle from the space- Gestapo

    Nipple incoming

    Yes
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo

    I'm sorry you look like an arab.

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  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Concept art Casper was better

  18. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by GGG Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo

    I'm sorry you look like an arab.


    That's actually good.

    And I appreciate the swastika on the flying saucer.
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  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Bonus picture of Casper

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  20. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo

    I'm sorry you look like an arab.


    Why are the space gestapo flying around in a sombrero?

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