Posts by RestStop

2018-03-29 at 2:02 AM UTC in Mysery SOLVED! Kinkou has been found

RestStop Space Nigga

None of this ever happened.

2018-03-29 at 12:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lol she don't even look the same.

She's not as pretty without 100 different products on her face. I'd still hit it tho!

2018-03-29 at 12:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

When she finally sees my manhood :

2018-03-28 at 11:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Sophie Things kind of cooled off between the two of us. Eh, guess my aunt and uncle raised her well, to their credit of course. Also she's like 16 these ays, would still bang, but you know…

16..geez why don't you just rob the freakin' retirement home brah? lmao. Good to hear from you I hope you're doing well in other aspects of your life.

2018-03-28 at 11:12 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Sophie I ordered take out, and the delivery guy gave me way too much change back. So i paid like tree fiddy for two meals. Lit.

inb4 fat jokes, i ordered for my gf as well, child special of course ya dig?

Whatever happened with your cousin?

2018-03-28 at 9:41 PM UTC in Neurontin high?

RestStop Space Nigga

They never did anything for me. Do meth instead?

2018-03-28 at 12:17 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Enter I've started calling the women in my life "mate" and "buddy" etc, like I would my guy friends. Like "hey mate, how's it going?"

This way I can friendzone them before they friendzone me, lol.

They'll be thinking "Wtf? This guy considers me his friend? He doesn't wanna get with me?!?!? HONK?!?!?!?!"

pro… probably…

Nice. You do be fly, son.

2018-03-28 at 11:58 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Enter WOW!

Get a load of that sweet gradient in the background!

LOL. I seriously envy your hate of women. Sometimes I wish I could just be like "fucking cunts" and never have to mess with them again. Well not precisely just solely women just people in general.

2018-03-28 at 11:52 AM UTC in Today's front page of Spurious Generalities is absolutely pathetic.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mmQ I miss the proper BI. Forum needs more 'just say the box was empty's.

And how to steal clothes from Forever 21.

Fags!

Such gems as "How to kill your parents and get away with it" and "Sex with Dolphins" are surely missed as well I'm sure.

2018-03-28 at 11:44 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Enter does that woman realize she's nothing but a sperm dumpster

Sperm dumpster/woman of my dreams same diff.

2018-03-28 at 11:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

SWAG :

2018-03-28 at 10:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by lempoid loompus i typed it in like a minute bitch

it will attempt to go back to baseline but no insults or alterations to brain structure or chemistry will leave absolute 0 everlasting effects, now imagine them accumulating over the years over time and you have alzhiemers/autism

What are your thoughts on 5-htp as a supplement?

2018-03-28 at 8:21 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Richie Millie cost me about an aston martin,
sold my soul for a pound a shard,
a little thotty named Tana stole my heart,
I just got a call from the ceo of Sudafed,
he said I'm movin' too much crystal meth.

2018-03-28 at 7:53 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Grilled cheese anyone? I'll trade my t shirt for a grilled cheese.

2018-03-28 at 6:07 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mmQ Lol Aunt Jemima once retweeted me. Best night.

You've changed. All that fame and money has gone to your head.

2018-03-28 at 4:13 AM UTC in Just a quick poll

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mmQ What's interesting, at least to me, is how I've been recently ESPECIALLY as related to TRT. I don't even ever click it anymore, or if I do, I read a few lines and move along. I MEAN, ITS TRT, and I often was an dhave been involved in more dedicatedly?. but have not recently, and it MOVES SO FAST, to me, that I don't even bother now. I'm so behind. That's some weird pyschology. I don't post in it recently because I'm not UP TO BREAST.

haha

I love you.

2018-03-28 at 4:03 AM UTC in Just a quick poll

RestStop Space Nigga

I don't think I've ever really gotten into anything politic related. It seems like a waste to talk about it and it too serious for the light heartedness I seek on here. I want to laugh and unwind and you know just kinda make this my happy place I can be depressed and homicidal IRL.

2018-03-28 at 3:41 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Speedy Parker If if and buts were candy and nuts it would be Christmas every day.

Totally stealing this saying.

2018-03-28 at 2:06 AM UTC in What other careers might you have considered?

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Something Squirrel Imagine cooking like a million pounds at once

I'll buy every bit of it.

2018-03-28 at 1:45 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Malice 1.75 liters of whiskey and a 5 liter box of wine every 2 days. I was planning on committing suicide anyway, so it's not like it would have really mattered.

I'm sure someone somewhere would've cared.

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