2015-08-20 at 8:04 PM UTC
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Catholic girls
Not a stab at you brah but she hardly sounds devout if she's doing all that shit on the first meet up, date, whatever. 3rd date you'll get it, I nearly promise that.
2015-08-18 at 11:17 AM UTC
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Have you met the one?
After dozens of failed relationships I've given up on dating. Yeah I have a "girlfriend" but she/we know it's just a friends with benefits arrangement, I'm a "boyfriend" solely to save face with her friends and family. Looking back on it a lot of relationships are just so the girl doesn't feel like a whore, they don't want to be labeled as the "slut". Of course being a guy I could give a fuck less what people label me as. To me no there is no "one". You could meet someone who's as close to ideal as possible but humans are flawed and not one is perfect. I guess I have a pretty decent arrangement lately, she's damn sweet, absolutely gorgeous no exaggeration but nah there is no soul mate there. I've gotten so used to being the lone wolf there is no possibility I could live with someone else again, share a bed regularly, going to graduations/family events etc..
I tried that a few years back and I just felt like I was a total poser and felt people could see right through it. Being miserable to make someone else happy is no way to live a life.
No one probably remembers but at the end of may I ended up pretty much beating the fuck out of an old man who threatened and then unsuccessfully tried to punch me...for no apparent reason. Yesterday I was put on ankle monitor for 90 days, weekly reporting probation for a year so far...so now all I can do is mow my lawn, lift weights in my garage and surf teh internets and drink beer. I'm allowed to leave my house for groceries one day a week and that's it(4 shopping carts of beer). Originally I became enraged at this and plotted to kill the old fucker but cooler heads prevailed.
Not really sure what the point of this post is...though it's half baked so I guess no point is needed.
2015-08-14 at 5:41 PM UTC
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I'm creating a new forum
I thought about doing this as well to peddle drugz on the internetz. I have all the resources to procure the products but I have literally zero knowledge of security/internet anonymity. Basically I'm the complete opposite of everyone here, well...almost.
I eat bacon on a weekly basis, it's just easy to make and plus it's delicious. I like ribs and pork kinds as well. Though I'm also a chicken and egg faggot as well. If I had to pick one source of meat to eat for the rest of my life though it would be beef filet.
I don't know honestly. A quick google of my last name and oddly enough they are all real estate agents/developers/landlords, same exact thing I do. Never spoken to any of them nor really know who they are. As far as my heritage goes, my great grand mother's maiden name is Hatfield and my father's side are McCormick.
Sounds aesthetic as fuck brah, I wouldn't bring up the loli thing again though, mention it enough times and it'll get creepy/cringey.
2015-07-28 at 2:08 PM UTC
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Injecting wellbutrin.
I think crushed up they numb your mouth similar to cocaine, but there's no way it's going to give you an actual buzz that's similar, you would be better off buying a bunch of otc stimulants and combining them in fairly high doses(not that I would recommend the idea).
I rarely post here either, it's just that I rarely see anything new posted. Unfortunately if this place goes I can't see a new site recovering this community at all. This is the last stage of this era guys.
Hahaha, pure fucking gold post. I guess it would be embarrassing to be homeless so that's probably why she ran away I would guess. I don't know, maybe throw her a few bucks or let her crash at your place occasionally so she's not perpetually homeless, I'm a sucker for the less fortunate I guess.
Even if this website were chock full of elite programmers and graphics designers it would probably only make like a 10 percent difference. The community has been divided so many times, and when you divide something the numbers will only become smaller, it's not Lanny's or the userbases fault, it's the people who abandoned the previous domains.
That was well over 10 years ago on Totse so no clue. I was a criminal noob back then so it was probably something far fetched like robbing an armored truck or something comparably laughable.
2015-07-15 at 10:52 PM UTC
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What are you reading?
I read Your Heart belongs to me by Dean Koontz and You've been warned by James Patterson last night(the electric was off for 23 hours) both good reads, though I slightly prefer James Patterson's book. Nothing too mind blowing really, but I've been reading for a long time. If you want something really easy to read and just be entertained I'd highly suggest them both.
2015-07-13 at 8:06 AM UTC
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got me some fake plugs lawl
You have a pretty aesthetic face. Forget the rocker shit, start lifting weights/make more money....srs.
I only know one guy who spends thousands of dollars on clothes. Yeah he's a closet fag who despite being 34 thinks he's still in high school. Your biggest expenses should be 1.House 2.Car, I'll give the guys in big cities a break on the car, but if you live where I live you need a fucking car. I'm a timberland/carhartt type of guy, I buy stuff that will last, not stuff that makes me look cool.
If a dude is buying 100 shirts and 300 dollar jeans and he's not rich or a hollywood star he obviously has some maturity or self esteem issues, oh well, i guess I have nothing else to add on the subject.
