Originally posted by Fonaplats
I just want my friend back.
I was kinda trying to help. I'm in Ohio and know people in Michigan...I know that isn't exactly an "aha" moment but it's probably more than most people here are able/willing to offer.
Originally posted by Malice
Alcohol is for losers, benzos are for champions. People generally only disagree because they either lack self control or are too stupid to handle them, both of which cause problems with alcohol as well.
I’ve never had a problem with benzos, except for a few times when I was blacking out on clonazolam powder and not realizing it, because I was being reckless and not using volumetric dosing, just a microscoop, due to severe depression and dysfunction, but it may have only landed me in the ER once, it’s not like I committed any felonies on it, as far as I can recall.
Unlike you lot I genuinely learn my lesson and would never make the same mistake again.
I remember you used to be like a borderline alcoholic and drink heavily like every fuckin' day. This was less than two years ago.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I ask you. I beg you. If you have any information at all on Kinkou (however insignificant it may seem) will you please PM it to me so I can continue my search?
Originally posted by NARCassist
well i guess coz making fun of people who are making an effort to not let a handicap get the better of them and get out and make the best of life makes you a horrible piece of shit. also the fact that considering we are able bodied and mostly waste our lives doing drugs and shit means they actually put us to shame.
Originally posted by Lanny
TFW you hustle to get all your shit done so you can get to bed at a reasonable hour but end up all wound up and unable to sleep from working double time
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