AngryOnion
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I'm 52 and not even awake yet,went on a 5 mile hike this morning and was thinking about shit and realized I don't really give a fuck because I'm going to be dead soon and anything I've ever did or will do wont amount to shit. So I'm ok I guess with me.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
I get followed around by security at grocery stores.
So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, and I see some faggot security guard standing outside. I have an empty coffee cup, so I walk a bit away from the entrance to the trash can to throw it away. Then I go to walk into the store. As I pass the guard, I noticed that hes armed with a glock brand bl0ck (pleb). I didn't know fred meyer has armed guards now but whatever the fuck, I need liquor for my niggas back in our truck parking lot. I go straight to the liquor section and start looking for the specific type that we wanted. It was a large selection so Im looking for a while. Then in my peripheral vision that can see around corners, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.
One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me. I am the only customer in the store. I get my shit and check out, and as the guard sees me pay, he gets out of the between me and the exit. Fucking tryhard wasn't even armed.
And so I ask, what the fuck, exactly, is suspicious looking at a grocery store? I can't imagine that I look like a vagrant. Both those times I was dressed in 5.11 pants, COCKodile or snake shoes, adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?
I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.
It's the track top. Every time I see somebody wearing track clothes in public it makes me think they are wearing pajamas.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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I'm confused,can never keep track of who's who. I feel like like my 80 year old dad trying to keep track of whats going on in a game of thrones marathon. Fuck I hate you people lol.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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One of the best things about this place is that you can openly be an anti-jedi motherfucker and no one gives a shit. +1 Lanny thank you. Nothing like being able to tell it like it is.
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Big Wig
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
We will always be against this.
Guns, cars, cash in the safe. Such is life.
Don't put cash in the safe,my house got robbed a few years back and they yanked that thing right out of the floor and stole 6k in cash 2500 in coins and 3k in silver bars. You gota hide shit make it like an Easter egg hunt. They also took my passport and vehicle titles,what a shit show. Don't keep all your shit in one spot you will get fucked if you do.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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This whole fucking mess is fueled by one thing and that is FUCKING GREED! Everyone wants to be rich and they want it NOW. I see it everyday,and if they can't be rich for real they like to pretend they are rich by buying cars that they can't afford to maintain. Had a guy in the shop today that has a nice older BMW but it needs new tires and he shit a brick when he got the estimate. If you can't afford tires FUCK OFF and drive something in your budget.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Oh ya I once told my mum that she didn't know shit about me because the only things she knew about me are the things I LET her know. Bitch don't know shit about shit.
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