AngryOnion
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My wife bought me one because she thinks I'm an autistic,but it was a super cheap pos.
So I went on Amazon and got a better one but the quality is still shit.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Last April my wife and i spent a week in this same neighborhood and I was didn't sleep at all.
I wanted to NUKE the whole fucking island by the time I got home.
I got a vid from 3 in the morning somewhere and its just as loud as the youtube vid I posted.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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ya well that's ok but.
Listen to this.
https://youtu.be/SdwQmkuUUIEPost last edited by AngryOnion at 2017-05-06T00:58:39.236922+00:00Post last edited by AngryOnion at 2017-05-06T01:04:05.341248+00:00
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AngryOnion
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Neck beard drops tabs in holy town.
Gets beheaded 2 minutes later.
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2017-04-29 at 7:41 PM UTC
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Being an alcoholic sucks
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Alcohol is a tough one to quit, at least for me.
I have quit cigs,amps,cocaine.Actually coke was the easiest one to put down.
I don't know man its 3:30 on a Saturday and I just finished my first rum and coke of the day and I feel great.
The birds are cherpin the sun is out and its 80 degrees outside, time to make another drink sit on my back deck and watch my bees make me honey.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Originally posted by Dargo
OP:
Be really really really nice to your dad. Buddy up to him and make him feel important during his last days. But, most importantly, make sure you are listed as the sole or primary beneficiary of everything he has.
Then, in his final moments, lean down and say "Hope you have fun burning forever in hell you piece of shit. No one will ever fucking miss you" or something like that.
Taa-daa! You get to say what you've always wanted to and have the added insult of betrayal as he realizes too late you will inherit everything he spent his miserable life working for :D
YES I have thought about that angle.
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AngryOnion
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Originally posted by mmQ
Your dad didn't know what a pyramid looks like? Lol
NO he thought that triangles and pyramids were the same thing.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Originally posted by mmQ
Maybe just write down how you feel and tie it to a big ass rock which you hurl into his bedroom window in the middle of the night?
That was funny,I once found a brick with the words "Have a Merry Christmas"on it and I thought it would be funny to throw into someones house just for fun.
They would be like all WTF?
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2017-04-23 at 11:44 PM UTC
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Jonie Cunningham died
AngryOnion
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Shit you think Ron Howard could have kept tabs on her and got her some help.
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2017-04-23 at 2:22 AM UTC
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New Bees on the way
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
i wanna grow bees
Thats the thing. Bees's want to grow if you provide and nurture them they will grow and you will get more.
If I do things correctly this summer next year I will have 4 hives not 2.
And hopefully have a ton of honey.
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2017-04-23 at 2:42 AM UTC
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This place sucks. Massively.
AngryOnion
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AngryOnion
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Fresh bread is right up there with fine pussy.
A little on the yeasty side but tastes so sweet.
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2017-04-21 at 10:46 PM UTC
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New Bees on the way
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Every time I look at my start button I think of you.
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2017-04-22 at 12:26 AM UTC
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Unreliable Transportation
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New Bees on the way
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Did a hive inspection on the two hives that made through the winter.
Took some pics if anyone cares.
I better get at least 200 pound of honey this season or these fuckers are gona PAY!
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2017-04-16 at 12:23 AM UTC
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New Bees on the way
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Trust me you can't raise Bee's and be an idiot.
It takes a lot of time, money and experience to get any results.
This is my third year into this shit and I want some pay back.
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2017-04-21 at 1 AM UTC
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Cat PI fred
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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You people ever think of what we could accomplish as a unified force of nature?
Na never mind just keep snappen at each other.
This world is fucked anyway.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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I love your avatar.
I Fink your freaky and I like you a lot.
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2017-04-15 at 10:54 PM UTC
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FUCK ME
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Wow I don't know why I was all bent last night but the job went super smooth.
The crane operator was supper cool.
I'll post some video if anyone is interested.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
Pm me your login credentials and send 0.1btc I'll front page flush your way to 5000posts
No way Lanny would ban me for all the shit you would post under my nic.
I guess I should suck it up and smoke shards and shit post for three days straight.
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