AngryOnion
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I had to do a oil change and brake inspection. Then the boss got mad because I missed a broken front coil spring. I was like who gives a shit that car can go to hell for all I care.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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LOL. Now I’m not a man who would normally pay such a high price for such an extravagant article of clothing, but after receiving my tax return and spending a majority of it on vintage Furbies from 1998, I had just enough to buy this wolf shirt. In blue of course, the mans not gettin me with that extra $4 bullcrap to get it in black. And all I can say is wow... I wish those furbies were returnable so I could redistribute my money on a smarter investment, that investment being wolf shirts... all the wolf shirts.
Now I’ve never believed in magic, and all that fairy talk.. but got dang.. this shirt can turn any man into a believer. I put it on alone in my apartment and could hear all the neighbor dogs howling in the distance.. I washed it.. the power was too strong.. too strong to wear outside the house. After 14 more washes I put it on for bingo night. Now I know what you’re thinking, but hear me out... bingo night involves Frito Pie, why would I ever risk getting chili cheese drippings on such a magnificent garment? And I thought the same thing, which is why I brought a bib I had stolen from a Red Lobster 4 years ago for my Birthday. I wasn’t even done with my Frito Pie and I had women approaching me right and left in admiration of my glorious wolf shirt, even through the bib.. they could feel the power. The power of a man. A wolf man. Hungry. Hungry for Frito Pie and more Wolf shirts. Long story short, I won $750, which I have already invested in more Wolf shirts. My woman’s not happy about all the attention I’ve been getting from the ladies.. but a man with a wolf shirt doesn’t have to settle and she knows that.
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AngryOnion
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Originally posted by Ajax
You will still have to pay property taxes (in most places). What will you do for utilities? You mentioned the taxes associated with your utilities, not directly with your property, so you’ll still have the same issue if you want to maintain any kind of civilized lifestyle.
Ya I know it just pisses me off money grubbing socialist pigs.
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AngryOnion
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One year ago my 19 year old feline got so sick,she was shitting ,puking and pissing all over the house. Took her to vet blablablabla the vet said 2 months tops well its been over a year yaa and she seems to be ok.
Cats are Awsome!!!
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