AngryOnion
Big Wig
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I want a wall with machine gun turrets every 50ft that can point in both directions if necessary. Operated by Meth heads on the internet. It would be Awesome!!!
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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They work for like 6 moths after the warranty expires,then you got to get sum new ink and shit which cost as much as the printer then it dies and then you need a new printer. I want an open source printer that I can maintain and repair by myself.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." -- Emo Phillips
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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We did a mushroom party at a friends house one night and my friend just kept eating them one after another. I told him to stop but he just kept shoving them down saying he didn't feel anything yet. I was like just stop it man.I felt like Willy Wonka.
About 20min later I started to take off and decided to find a place to hide for awhile. I ended up in the attic staring at the ceiling tiles which where moving at high speed. After I was done with playing with interdementional space time I went back down stairs and found my friend sitting in the kitchen speaking a language no one could identify. Then somebody dropped an 8 ball of coke and then shit got weird.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Why do people have kids when they clearly can't afford them. I say no kids without a permit or if on welfare mandatory birth control until you prove to be a responsible adult.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Disappointing game. I don't like it at all,multiplayer my ass no one will even try and talk to you. Didn't Bethesda know that that all there customers were autistic introverts that DON'T want to talk to anyone. That's why we play these type of games in the first place fucking morons.
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