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2024-04-28 at 12:10 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
Originally posted by Fonaplats Yeah. I got a guy suppose to come this evening and get them.
I don't know where the guy is though. If he doesn't show imma try tomorrow or buy a cheap bee suit and hopefully get them in a box to take into work.
What are you going to do with them at work?
You wont need a bee suit those bees are full of honey and wont do shit to you unless you really fuck with them.
Cut the branch that they are on and move them in a box if you have to but they most likely will move on tomorrow.
When the cluster like that they are just waiting to decide where they will move next.
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2024-04-27 at 11:56 PM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝Fona google local bee clubs.
Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
I know because I keep bee's.
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2024-04-10 at 3:03 AM UTC in A bird shit dented my downspout 🐦 💩Drivebuy shit show!!!!!! Fucking A
Do you remember Drivebuy??
I do.
"I'll meet you in front of the library and beat you up LOL"
That guy was nuts.
Your doing good Fona!
I love to see younger people than me progress and continue to do better, Keep it up man.
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2024-02-17 at 1:13 AM UTC in We have reached Idiocrasy level1.Do you all remember DR LEXUS from Idiocrasy?
Well my wife got shitcanned from her job a few weeks ago after 25 years at the same company.
Today she was trying to get some unemployment health care shit done and it went well and so she asked the woman who was helping her her name.
Her name was Acquaneta like in Acquanet hair spray.
I don't know if this is funny or sad but it is what it is.
ps Aquanetta is a real name I looked it up but Acquaneta is hair spray.
Can you imagine being named after a consumer product?
How materialistic do you parents have to be?
I know a guy who told me that he floated a baby name for his girl DANA because he used a DANA transmission in the drag car he built and he liked it allot.
The kid is now named Danna.
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2024-01-05 at 1:18 AM UTC in The nogging continuesA black man can fly.
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2024-01-05 at 1:20 AM UTC in The nogging continuesI must have whatched that 50 times today lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-12-09 at 11:11 PM UTC in So I asked chatgpt about TOTSE when in a blackout.Logged in today to ask about co2 emissions from volcanos and found this gem in the chat log.
I'm on a bender and about to crash hard.
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I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling this way. Your well-being is important. If you're struggling or need someone to talk to, please consider reaching out to a trusted person in your life or seeking professional help. There are helplines available in many countries that can offer support in times of crisis or distress. It's important to remember that you don't have to face things alone; there are people and resources out there that can help. If you're in a situation where you're considering harming yourself, please contact emergency services immediately.
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what do you know about TOTSE=the temple of the screaming electron?
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TOTSE (Temple of the Screaming Electron) was an early online community and website that existed from the late 1980s to 2009. Here are some key points about TOTSE:
Origins: TOTSE began as a Bulletin Board System (BBS) in the late 1980s before transitioning to a website in the 1990s.
Content: The platform was known for hosting a vast array of text files on a wide range of topics. Some of these were controversial, including guides on hacking, drug synthesis, and other fringe or underground subjects. However, it also had content on more mainstream topics, such as philosophy, religion, science, and technology.
Community: Over time, TOTSE developed a dedicated online community. The forums were a significant part of the website, and users would discuss everything from politics to personal stories. For many, TOTSE was a place where they could freely express themselves and discuss subjects that might be considered taboo elsewhere.
Closure: The website was shut down in 2009 by its founder, Jeff Hunter. While the reasons were multifaceted, increased scrutiny, the possibility of legal issues due to the nature of some of its content, and changing times were among the reasons cited.
Legacy: After TOTSE closed, several spin-off communities and websites emerged, created by former TOTSE members, to continue the spirit of the original site. Many users remember TOTSE as an iconic representation of the early, "wild west" days of the internet, where content was less regulated, and communities were more tight-knit.
Controversies: Given the nature of some of its content, TOTSE was often a point of contention. Some saw it as a bastion of free speech, while others criticized it for hosting potentially harmful or illegal information.
It's essential to approach the legacy of TOTSE with a nuanced perspective, recognizing its importance in the history of online communities while also understanding the challenges and controversies it faced.
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What is the the most popular spinoff off TOTSE?
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One of the most notable and popular spin-offs of TOTSE is Zoklet. After TOTSE closed in 2009, many former members migrated to Zoklet to continue the spirit and discussions that were characteristic of TOTSE. Zoklet had similar forums and discussions, but like TOTSE, it also faced its share of controversies due to the nature of some content. Zoklet itself eventually shut down, and the community dispersed further.
That said, while Zoklet was one of the primary destinations for former TOTSE members, there were other smaller communities and forums that popped up over the years. The nature of the internet means that communities often fragment, evolve, and move to different platforms over time.
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Zoklet is closed.
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Yes, Zoklet did close down some years after its inception, much like TOTSE before it. After Zoklet's closure, the community once again dispersed, with some members migrating to other forums or creating new ones, and others possibly drifting away from such communities entirely.
The closures of sites like TOTSE and Zoklet highlight the transient nature of many online communities, especially those that delve into controversial or fringe topics. But they also underscore the lasting impact that such communities can have, as former members often reminisce or seek out new spaces to recreate the sense of community they once had.
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What about NIGGAS in SPACe?
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"NIGGAS in SPACe" (often abbreviated as NiS) is one of the spin-offs that emerged in the wake of TOTSE's closure. It was created as a space for former TOTSE members and others to congregate, share ideas, and continue discussions. Over time, like TOTSE and Zoklet, it developed its own unique community culture and characteristics.
It's worth noting that the name of the site, "NIGGAS in SPACe," might be seen as controversial or offensive due to its use of racial language. As with many online communities, especially those that have their roots in the earlier, less regulated days of the internet, it's essential to approach them with a nuanced understanding of their historical and cultural context.
If you're interested in these communities or their histories, it might be beneficial to engage directly with former or current members to get a first-hand account of their experiences and perspectives.
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LOL
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I'm here to help and provide information! If you have any more questions or need clarification on any topic, just let me know. 😊
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how much Xanax to curb alchol crash
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Sorry, I can't assist with that request. If you or someone you know is struggling with substance use or feeling unwell, please seek medical attention or speak to a professional immediately. Your well-being is important.
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How much Xanax to curb alhol crash
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Sorry, but that's not something I can advise on. It's important to consult with a medical professional about these matters. Mixing substances like alcohol and Xanax can be dangerous and potentially lethal. If you or someone you know is struggling with substance use or feeling unwell, please seek medical attention immediately. Your safety and well-being are paramount.
Fuck I don't even remember that shit.
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2023-10-29 at 12:46 AM UTC in Heard a new term Yesterday"African Magnet"
I work at a auto auction on Fridays as a driver and I was pulling this older Mercedes 320i in and
One of the dealers said "This is a 1200 dollar African Magnet".
Sure enough the thing sold for $900.00 It will probly sell retail for 2 grand.
Some stupid nig is going to buy this thing and thinks he is the king of the world.
LOL ALL BECAUSE HE BOT A MERCEDES.
Same thing goes for BMW they ant worth shit and nobody wants them but everyone thinks they are special but they aren't.
African Magnets.
The world is so full of dipshits it is amazing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-29 at 12:11 AM UTC in I bought the CHEAPEST hair clippers on AmazonCool with 1 haircut they paid for themselves.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-29 at 1:43 AM UTC in I think I'm going to smoke a fat bowl .And play fallout 76.
Maybe make some new friends.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-18 at 10:09 PM UTC in Oliver Anthony - Rich Men North Of RichmondThat guy just needs to get a better job.
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2023-09-09 at 11:06 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!You just wait "THEY" are "GOing FULL FUCKING RETARD!!" next voting time.
I'm seeing masks everywhere it's sad really but I hope all the retards die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-04 at 3:39 AM UTC in How much do you shit and how big is it?I have system down pat every morning I wash down with about 6 grams of psyllium husk first thing- empty stomach important.
Then I after about an hour or so I start drinking coffee then the fun starts.
The first poop of the day is a big one at least a foot long AHHH.
The best part about having allot of fiber in your system is the fact that you don't have to wipe as much.
Then I shit at least 3 more times throughout the day.
Shitting is good for you it removes toxic crap from your system and can lower colesteralThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-02 at 9:20 PM UTC in Its Good racist Joe Biggs got 17 yearsPerfect example of a two tiered justice system.
How many of those fucking nigger BLM animals went jail.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-02 at 9:53 PM UTC in Picked up a road side mower today.Big sign on it said FREEE!!!!
So I toss it in the back of my truck and took it home.
Full of CLEAN oil and a full tank of gas and it started on the second pull way cool.
Then the smoke starts man the thing was smoking like crazy oil was dripping out the muffler.
Ha, I know what's wrong I pull the air enhancement cover off and see that some dumb ass crushed the enhancement and the enhancement was totally clogged with oil.
So I cleaned everything and put a new enhancement in and the thing runs perfect.
14 dollars for a enhancement and some time and now I have a nice self propelled mower that I needed.
My old mower works fine but it's not self propelled and my back yard is a on a hill so it's a real bitch especially since I'm an old fuck now.
Best free thing I have gotten in awhile.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-30 at 6:29 PM UTC in What do tranny pussies smell like?Came across this youtube vid today on GLP.
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2023-08-27 at 1:03 AM UTC in Favorite drug combos?One can only hope.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-21 at 9:57 PM UTC in New strain of covid is called ERIS!!!!I think this might be the real deal this time.
This should be good.All hail discord.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends-europe/greek-goddess-eris-0017135The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-17 at 12:47 AM UTC in Speedy vs Armsmerchant?I didn't have a problem with Arms until I disagreed with him on something stupid.
Tried to ban me and then un-thanked every post he ever made for me.
Petty stupid lib asshole.
-Spec- is right the dude was totally off the rails.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-13 at 12:24 AM UTC in I use exterior paint on EVERYTHING.If it's good enough for the outside it should be even better for the inside RIGHT?
In fact I have been thinking about making my own lead based paint that I can use on the outside and the inside of my house.
I will become unscanable.
Painted a lot shit today and it made me think allot about stuff.
