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Posts That Were Thanked by AngryOnion

  1. HTS highlight reel
    Because their military is so industrious and complex.

    Also jedis.
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  2. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
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  3. Yeah I just read his profile. I didn’t see the quote but he seems legit. I liked what he said about humor. I’d say you’re probably gonna benefit from him.

    Sometimes it’s good to just get all that shit bouncing around in your head out, man.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Most of the unemployed losers here don't use drugs.

    Most of the employed winners do use drugs.
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Judge for yourself...



    oh, wait..



    waait..



    my bad... here he is... for real this time

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  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You should be required to undergo a nice gassy shower.
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  7. Some of us actually have interesting lives and constantly do cool shit and we are such fast motherfuckers that it only takes like 5% of our brainpower to come on here and post some shit.

    Compared to the rest of you where its like 50% of your mental capacity and you see all these DH people and your like WHOA and the posts actually make you feel emotions and form opinions because you have an ego and a slow mind/life.

    You see I am transcendent and I can see beyond the forest past the trees into the realm of the unknown unknown. Using this forum no longer feels like an action or effort that I need to "think about" to will it to be, it simply happens. I don't feel in control sometimes.

    Sometimes I will be posting behind an alt and someone will quote a legitimate new poster and say "HAH FOUND ANOTHER SCRAWN ALT!" or someone will think bigluigi is actually me and I laugh because I realize you people are like the mental capacity of ants compared to a supercomputer.

    While you are generations behind me in every aspect trying to figure out what Names represent which human being I am already receiving visions of the future and can accurately predict pretty much everything that will happen for the next 10000 years.


    So yeah no wonder your bored.

    play space nood

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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Planet of the Apes had white people in it, too.
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  9. I used to play hide the dragon tail with a friend of mine named arnox Imodium who mastered both physical combat and energy manipulation. One day he revealed to me the source of his power was a website too powerful to last more than a few months. From the embers of the fire that burned too bright I found this shard of his dragon scale
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Red_Woman archie is a great name.

    yeah it is. When i got him he was named archer but i don't like that show so i just call him archie

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  11. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Many of the assholes are posting so you’ve seen them.....here’s ma pussy

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  12. I bet that bowl was nice wasn tit?
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  13. RottenRobert African Astronaut
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I mostly just find it funny

    it's like a magic word that makes people lose their goddamn minds
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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If there were 52 unsolicited emails from a coworker on your wifes phone talking about licking her pussy it would seem appropriate for her to tell her husband or HR about it…and not 'save' them and keep quiet about it. lolz (and the fact she then said, "it's just a friend" further compounds that.

    I don't know about you but I don't talk to my friends about licking their asshole or ballsack…very often.

    i think it would be wise to take note of the saying 'assumption is the mother of all fuck ups' in a situation like this. i'm not saying she didn't cheat, but there could easily be a hundred perfectly reasonable explanations for this that you just haven't thought of. i mean the op only read one, for all he knows the guy might have sent that and the woman then told the guy he was out of order for sending that and that she was going to save it and if it ever happened again then she would show it to his wife/boss etc. i'd just wanna be sure before throwing away a 33 year marriage is all.



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  16. Originally posted by jillvalentine Lanny sell this site to match.com.

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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock technically I'm not supposed to be near the oven or stove.

    Lost some family in the Holocaust, eh?
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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do this^ in the nude for extra points

    Smart. That way he'd even have an extra pointer.
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  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wait until he's at the company picnic, then run in screaming and yelling and pointing at him as the cheater.

    Do this^ in the nude for extra points
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh? So it is true hmmmm. Tell him we miss him!

    you won't when he loads up his pipe and spends the next 12 hours 'front page flushing' with 20 different accounts
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