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Posts That Were Thanked by AngryOnion

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A really weird game of horseshoes
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  2. The only thing I like about churches is the fact that if you turn them sideways they look like space ships
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  3. Madman African Astronaut
    Don't take blotter paper fucking dipshit, its never LSD, tripping can change as you get older and can leave you feeling muddied for a long time, I grow shrooms and never take enough to trip, just get a little weird.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm here for the free complimentary meat and cheese tray. Thank you.
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  5. Originally posted by AngryOnion A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”

    Lol, I always liked that one

    Whose five years old and has no friends?

    Sandy Hook survivor
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol look at 5:00 there is a truck driving by in the background and a dog is driving it.... fuck you cnn

    fuck these crisis actors

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  8. Can you believe they're actually celebrating the shooting with a conga dance? America is fucked up.
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I bought a nice card and a dozen roses.
    Thats it.

    thats rad man
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stupid noob Metaphysist

    Dead but he was more hysterical than historical.
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Only one solution. Wait until your mom leaves and find her dildo and leave it on her computer keyboard/nightstand.
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  12. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel When I was jedi all they cared about was food and social standing. I don't think the jedi brain is as clever as you think.

    And I have smart, civilised, affable black friends. Doesn't mean they're not responsible for half the violent crime in America.
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  13. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    The good thing about credit cards is that it's not really your own money, so if someone does some shit the bank will almost always give you back whatever money you lost.
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  14. Madman African Astronaut
    Ive done alot of cocaine to that song.
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  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion One of my first memories is of my dad smashing the coffee table in the living room because my mom burned dinner.

    My first memory is also one of family violence. It's like, you wonder what other shit happened that you don't even remember when the first shit you ever remember seeing is brutality.
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If your potential is unlimited, it can't be wasted. You can only waste something if there is a shortage of whatever it is. Let's say you had a tetra-zillion-gazzillion dollars. Would flushing a thousand hundred dollar bills down the toilet be wasteful? To someone else, yes. To you, no. So you can't really say you are wasting your potential, it's really that you are wasting someone else's benefit of your potential. Your potential is yours, and no one can take that away from you.
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  17. Originally posted by AngryOnion Everclear works wonders you can even use it to remove labels from stuff.

    Can also be used to remove thoughts from your head
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  18. Originally posted by Vizier Whatever happened to Daguru anyway?

    Spectral forgot the password for that account
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Memphis Bells was extremely confusing

    OH



    I'll embed properly later, can never get it to work on mobile
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SpectraL- You're a TOTSE traitor of all TOTSE traitors you little snivelling punk! Taking it down means you put it up and only cowards and villains play the PI game.

    You all think you have my PI but it's a farce, a ruse, a trick and a trap. That's right I set you all up years ago! To see where your hearts stood.. and where did they stand? On a mountain of shit! You know what they say about houses built on sand..

    And look at you now! Still posting the PI to get the last laugh "bro" does that make you look cool "man" who exactly do you work for? FBI? Cia? NSA?! You fucking goons are all the same… Shaking our hands one minute and the next with the dagger in our spines.

    You're a coward Dargo. That's why you hide behind OTHER peoples PI.. well I'm putting you on notice PAL and I'm gonna find you and print posters, hand them out to all the members and alert the local police that you're an ISIS supporter. How does that feel you stupid little brat?.

    If you were in prison you would be the first to get raped for being a snitching TOTSE traitor and a cuck!

    Go suck a sock! Face the wrath of justice! I'm gonna expose you if it's the last thing I do!

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