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2017-03-04 at 5:12 AM UTC in got farted on by a stripperi was not amused,the stripper went down the pole, she put her ass in my face and just straight up farted, it was so loud my ears were ringing.
then she did a cart wheel and ended up falling off the dance table.
i just dont know what do do
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2017-03-03 at 4:10 AM UTC in John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmitt...jedi juden judenheimer jediThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-03 at 2 AM UTC in DIY Acid WashI've acid-washed one of my knives in the past but it didn't turn out as well as I'd liked - I assume the acid I mixed wasn't quite potent enough, so the blade came out a bit dull. I was somewhat disappointed and hadn't tried again since.
That was up until I saw the detailed patterns you can get with PCB transfer film - examples:
so I decided to give it a try again.
First thing to do is get some transfer film - it's fairly expensive, so if you want to nigger-rig it some people have been able to use glossy photo paper. I suspect that if you go this route, you'll need to use different temperature settings when transferring the pattern to the metal.
The idea behind transfer paper is you print a design on it, then you press it face down on your metal surface (blade in this case), and use heat and pressure to transfer the ink from the paper to the metal. Then, when it's exposed to acid, the ink resists it - metal not covered by ink is corroded, metal covered by ink is left untarnished.
I didn't take photos of the transfer paper because I printed it ages ago, but the brand is Press n Peel Blue and it'll look like this once printed:
The difficult part is getting the patterns to transfer evenly - you need both heat (I found about 150 degrees celsius to be ideal) and constant, even pressure. I've tried this in the past with an iron, a vice and blowtorch, even a convection oven but never had much luck. This time around, I built the DANGERWAND.
It's basically just a hair-straightener mounted on a vice so I can use it as a heat press. Works well, but is actually pretty dangerous - I had to tape over the circuit on the top, touching it gives a very nasty shock.
I would've actually used this as the pattern, but being a total fucking mongolroy I applied the pattern upside down. Clean off the pattern with acetone, re-press, this is the result:
NOTE: I intentionally faded the pattern to the right to avoid a hard cutoff. I also used nail polish to paint parts of the blade that I didn't want to be exposed to the acid, ie. the ring around where the pivot goes, because if you corrode the parts that make contact with other components, you will fuck up the tolerances and best case, the knife will be loose and off-centre, worst case it won't open or lock up properly.
Next up is the acid dip. I used 6% sodium hydroxide and hardware-store grade hydrochloric acid in a ratio of 2.5:1 in an OAK milk bottle with the top cut off. If youre going to do this, you MUST use either a GLASS or HDPE plastic container. The acid is strong enough that it'll rapidly corrode and weaken a metal container, and most other plastics will melt in a matter of minutes. No photos, I was afraid that I'd acid-damage my phone.
Basically I mixed the acid, put a cabletie through the hole in the blade and hung it off a metal bar on the lip of the container - that way the blade was suspended in acid. It only took like 5 minutes for it to seriously corrode, then I took it out and washed it and rubbed a bit of making soda across it to ensure the acid was totally neutralised. After washing, I used a small amount of acetone to remove the nail polish and the resist pattern that I'd applied to the metal - this is the end result:
After putting it all back together:
I don't intend on doing this again anytime soon, the acid is VERY messy and releases a lot of unpleasant fumes, plus it's annoying to dispose of. Generally you've got to slowly add a base (bicarbonate/baking soda) until it's neutralised, then it's safe to flush.
PS. the knife in question is a Spyderco Manix.
----wat is going on here, formatting's messed up
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2017-02-28 at 1:12 AM UTC in OH BOY I'm doing drugs again;./angryonion are you actually an onionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-25 at 8:46 AM UTC in does the position of the planets effect us?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-24 at 3:45 AM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfareThe greatest weapon in modern warfare is the Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb, Tsar Bomba (codename: Ivan).
Weight 27,000 kg (60,000 lb)
Length 8 m (26 ft)
Diameter 2.1 m (6.9 ft)
Blast Yield: 50 megatons
Potential Blast Yield: 100 megatons
The Tsar Bomba was a three-stage bomb with Trutnev-Babaev second and third stage design, with a yield of 50 megatons. This is equivalent to about 1,570 times the combined energy of the bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 10 times the combined energy of all the conventional explosives used in World War II. A three-stage H-bomb uses a fission bomb primary to compress a thermonuclear secondary, as in most H-bombs, and then uses energy from the resulting explosion to compress a much larger additional thermonuclear stage. There is evidence that the Tsar Bomba had several third stages rather than a single very large one.
The initial three-stage design was capable of yielding approximately 100 Mt, but it would have caused too much nuclear fallout and the plane delivering the bomb would not have enough time to escape the explosion. To limit fallout, the third stage and possibly the second stage had a lead tamper instead of a uranium-238 fusion tamper (which greatly amplifies the reaction by fissioning uranium atoms with fast neutrons from the fusion reaction). This eliminated fast fission by the fusion-stage neutrons, so that approximately 97% of the total yield resulted from thermonuclear fusion alone (as such, it was one of the "cleanest" nuclear bombs ever created, generating a very low amount of fallout relative to its yield).
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2017-02-23 at 1:35 AM UTC in What would happen if NIS got a fuckton of new members?
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2017-02-12 at 5:41 PM UTC in I've missed you guys!I know I've been gone a bit, but life gets in the way. I spent my summer last year being a yard nigger and my fall working online from home and doing some motorcycle work. Been trying to pay of debt and I'm finally seeing some light on that.
I see most of the familiar faces. WOndering if a few users are still around;
Angry onion
Greyfox/ArmsMerchant
Casper
and a few others I can't think off atm.
It's good to be back, glad to see it more active here and the site working quicker. I hope everyone is doing well. Feel free to post stories of what you've been up to, how I'm a faggot or whatever else.
Also <3 -SpectralThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-06 at 12:05 AM UTC in I have Tinnitus and it makes me crazy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-05 at 9:20 PM UTC in I have Tinnitus and it makes me crazy.I have mild tinnitus too. It's not hard for me to tune out but it gets very annoying and "loud" at night, or when I suddenly notice that it's there. Damn, it must suck to have it bad. You should kill yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-05 at 2:55 AM UTC in What do you think its like to be a tree?I'm stumped.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-04 at 9:59 PM UTC in Not washing my pants for 6 months
Originally posted by RestStop I remember some college kid wore like a $300+ pair of true religion jeans everyday for a year occasionally throwing them in the freezer to avoid odor and at the end when they were lab tested no fecal/urine/whatever other nasty shit wasn't present inside them..
That is bull shit, there is always some splash back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-03 at 4:32 AM UTC in I have Tinnitus and it makes me crazy.I do too. Seriously. Also accompanied with hearing loss. Thanks for bringing it up because it gets super loud the more I focus on it. Cunt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-29 at 4:05 PM UTC in New."You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of pedos and faggits. A journey into a wondrous and queer-ridden land whose boundaries are that of a third-grade classroom. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, Niggas in Spaaaace!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-26 at 2:02 AM UTC in dad lulzDid he really beat you up? It's great that he's finally developing some backbone and giving you what you deserve.
Sploo, you should start playing elaborate pranks on your dad and film them, begin a youtube series.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-21 at 12:43 PM UTC in The plight of the modern AmericanAll I know is I could kill them just by briskly walking around them in a circle and stabbing with a kitchen knife a few times.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-14 at 1:40 PM UTC in Your IRL SPECIAL statsI need to take the goat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-10 at 3:17 AM UTC in making a foruma captcha that always makes you type 'death to israel'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-09 at 11:47 PM UTC in Anybody here dance?We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mineThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-08 at 11:48 PM UTC in I have unlocked the secrets of time travelBenzos are the only true form of time travel.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
