Life just kicked me in the balls.

1. 2018-05-15 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #81
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Hey lets all become incels

   
   
   
   Squirrel.......I keep thinking hey I dint post that 😡
2. 2018-05-15 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #82
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by greenplastic you should ask him to pay you a bunch of money first, then see if you can get him to give you the cash then rat him out to his wife anyways

   
   That actually crossed my mind, I was thinking if I could get him to quit his job first then rat him out.
   I dont know Fuck it I'm going fuck up his house like he fucked up mine.
3. 2018-05-15 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just don't get arrested.
   
   but if you do, be sure to claim that NIS influenced your decision to become a criminal.
4. 2018-05-16 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #84
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Just screenshot them all with another phone.
5. 2018-05-16 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #85
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I just found the dudes wife on fag book E-mails will be forwarded once I can figure out how to get them off the phone.

   
   What if they are a Machiavellian power couple who fucked your wife as a power play and you're falling right into the trap they set to get you thrown out of city council?
6. 2018-05-16 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #86
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Don't sweat it bro, only 33 years
7. 2018-05-16 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #87
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by AngryOnion That actually crossed my mind, I was thinking if I could get him to quit his job first then rat him out.
   I dont know Fuck it I'm going fuck up his house like he fucked up mine.

   
   
   Not trying to bust your bubble, I think this really sucks for ya; butttttt, she was just as much to blame as him. Somebody f’s with my hubby, they won’t be on my radar, and my hubby will be off my radar permanently.
   That’s why I asked you if you could forgive and move on from this. I couldn’t, I’d have to GTFO.
8. 2018-05-16 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #88
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   So. 33yrs down the drain then?
9. 2018-05-16 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee So. 33yrs down the drain then?

   
   That's negative thinking...33yrs of love, passion and hot meals is the way to look at it.
10. 2018-05-16 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion That actually crossed my mind, I was thinking if I could get him to quit his job first then rat him out.
    I dont know Fuck it I'm going fuck up his house like he fucked up mine.

    
    Go to the office and get him fired. That's what crazy DH women did.
11. 2018-05-16 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #91
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wait until he's at the company picnic, then run in screaming and yelling and pointing at him as the cheater.
12. 2018-05-16 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #92
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wait until he's at the company picnic, then run in screaming and yelling and pointing at him as the cheater.

    
    Do this^ in the nude for extra points
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13. 2018-05-16 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #93
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do this^ in the nude for extra points

    
    Smart. That way he'd even have an extra pointer.
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14. 2018-05-16 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #94
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so do you know she actually did anything? i mean he coulda just emailed her unsolicited like.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-05-16 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #95
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by NARCassist so do you know she actually did anything? i mean he coulda just emailed her unsolicited like.
    
    
    
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    That's what I said more or less!!
16. 2018-05-16 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #96
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sorry. She would have blocked him after the first message if she didn't want them.
17. 2018-05-16 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #97
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Smart. That way he'd even have an extra pointer.

    
    LOL first time Ive had a laugh in days.
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18. 2018-05-16 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #98
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist so do you know she actually did anything? i mean he coulda just emailed her unsolicited like.
    
    
    
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    If there were 52 unsolicited emails from a coworker on your wifes phone talking about licking her pussy it would seem appropriate for her to tell her husband or HR about it...and not 'save' them and keep quiet about it. lolz (and the fact she then said, "it's just a friend" further compounds that.
    
    I don't know about you but I don't talk to my friends about licking their asshole or ballsack...very often.
19. 2018-05-19 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #99
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I just want to say to the traitors in my life.. I'm not your kicking stone anylonger
20. 2018-05-19 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #100
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand
    
    Squirrel…….I keep thinking hey I dint post that 😡
    

    
    Did someone really rig that sign up or is it Chopped?
    
    it's funny