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Posts That Were Thanked by AngryOnion

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    I can time travel on meth and benzos
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  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Next step - renovate this house.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Come on man buck up and make it better,quit drinking for a few days go take a long walk in the woods get better sleep and figure it out .
    I read just about every post you make you sound like a nice guy that just needs a little time to figure some shit out.
    Stop letting homeless people into your house don't even talk to them they are FUCKING TOXIC!!
    Move if you have to.
    And stay out of bars they suck the life out of ya.

    Much appreciated.

    I know that I fuck up at times and take responsibility for those fuck ups. Right now it just feels like I'm hitting the slump of all slumps.

    But I do know that what goes down must come back up (or something like that).

    I just feel powerless right now. But I know it's a matter of will. I have officially declared today to be my last day drinking day, and, maybe even, my last day of drinking altogether (for an extended period... Until my shit is sorted out at least).

    Tomorrow morning is day 1 of my hurdle back up the mountain.

    It will happen. There is no negotiating in that fact anymore.
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  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by AngryOnion The guy used to bully me in high school.
    The SHED he was living in burned down last weekend.
    Karma takes some time but you always get what you deserve sooner or later.

    That's harsh. I here by sentence you to listening to Creed My Own Prison on repeat for the rest of your life.
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Relationships are just two people asking each other what they want for dinner until one of them dies
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cars only last 10 years up here before the rust out
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    P.S. that scale is really clean. Mine is covered in unholy mix of stimulants and benzos and miscellaneous other crap. If I ever got real desperate to get high I'd probably just lick it and go for a wild ride.
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  8. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Jimmy Carter has finally come off the worst president list, Obama took that spot.
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  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Here is an artist rendering on how it should look so you don't have to flip your monitor around

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  10. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Methuselah I work for the government

    Everyone does.
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  11. Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya nothing like getting pissed on to understand your place in the relationship.

    You really have a shit run of it. You’re a good poster and I always feel for you.
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  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by AngryOnion One day I was burning brush in the back yard and the wind shifted and the flames hit me in the face.
    Basically it set my whole face on fire because at the time I had a beard so long I could wrap the ends of it around my ears.
    I come running down the hill screaming trying to put my face out, my wife see's me and laughs so hard she pissed her pants.
    She said she was sorry but it was the funniest thing she ever saw.That should have tipped me off that there was a problem with our relationship.

    She should have pissed on your face, that would be a riot.
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  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Lanny told me he's working towards a PHD, and his doctorate is based on us losers. The symbiotic relationship between a bunch of ricidivist, recalcitrant, drug addicted faggots.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I am a devout Pastafarian.

    I have been touched by His (Sauce Be Upon Him) noodly appendage, and have since dedicated my life to the church of the holiest of dieties.

    If you worship any other (false) prophet, you will one day have to face your maker in the big Italian cuisine in the sky.
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  15. playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    Originally posted by Grylls cute

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  16. They sound very incompetent mercenaries...being caught by Haitians who we all know are barely able to count to 10.
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  17. Ghost Black Hole
    You need a different kind of rig to vape oil. You can vape oil straight off the coil of you have a proper atomizer attachment for your vape. The threading is universal so you can attach a wax atomizer to any vape battery
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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed The only thing conservatives do is whinge on the internet.

    o_RLY?

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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The US military received 700 billion in early 2018, then received another 720 billion in late 2018, and now they're set to receive another 700 billion. That's over two trillion dollars, all for the military industrial complex to suck down their insatiable maws. And we're talking 6 billion for a fence to keep the drugs and sex traffickers out, but that's way too expensive. These clowns are a joke, literally.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dude I can't fucking stand printers... The one I have now is such a nuisance because it disconnects from the WiFi after like 10 minutes of activity, and requires a reboot just to reconnect. It also requires black tape over the colored ink cartridges if I want to print in black and white (but ran out of colored ink).

    Fuck printers.
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