Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2023-02-27 at 1:38 AM UTC in A Word from Fona
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fona you start a new service as a motivative speaker,but that's not for me.
   See the thing is that I have absolutely 0 goals.
   Can't wait till I die.
2. 2023-02-27 at 1:06 AM UTC in Fuck Jiffy Lube to HELL
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Dude you are better off doing that small shit yourself and skip the bullshit.
   You will save money and not have to deal with those type of retards.
   Those quick lube places give all mechanics a bad rep.
   I was a tech for 35+ years and I HATED IT.
   We are looked down upon by society and it's fucking infuriating.
   The amount of education I had to do what I did and the never ending "Next year Updates" fuck me it never ended.
3. 2023-02-26 at 4:18 PM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I just ordered some Bruce Banner seeds.
   This should be fun.
4. 2023-02-24 at 11:11 PM UTC in Remap like a boss
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fucking windows key was getting in my way,I kept hitting it by accident playing Fallout 76.
   The game would crash and fuckup my shit.
   So I thought ok I'll do a remap in the game setting NOPE cannot do that so I thought well maybe I could do a system profile or some shit and remap through windows NOPE.
   So this is how I did it.
   I just removed the key.
   End of problem.
5. 2023-02-19 at 11:12 PM UTC in I wish I could build things
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We used to have a delicious licorice candy called Black Babies, and they banned them from stores.

   
   Didn't DR who eat those?
   Tom Baker I think.
6. 2023-02-19 at 10:57 PM UTC in DOES ANYONE HAVE A LOWES OR HOMEDEPOT CUPON CODE??
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Kids today nobody can think outside of the box anymore.
7. 2023-02-19 at 10:37 PM UTC in DOES ANYONE HAVE A LOWES OR HOMEDEPOT CUPON CODE??
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just go in and steal one nobody will stop you.
   Make sure you have a mask on,take the plates off your lincoln,cover the lincoln in dog shit so nobody will know what color it is.
   Have your girl waiting out front with the rear hatch open.
   Grab it and run like a motherfucker.=profit.
   Fuck paying for shit you need just take it and don't get caught.
   OH and do this like far from home plan your route so you can go through a car wash and a place you can put the plates on again.
   This is a fool proof plan.
8. 2023-02-18 at 11:13 PM UTC in I have a new hobby
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Ghost I'm starting a software company, learn BASIC or SCRATCH i might have something for you

   
   Is basic still a thing?
   I learned that in high school 40 years ago!!
   The computer lab was open early before classes started so I would go in and fuck around for an hour or so.
   All your base belong to us.
9. 2023-02-12 at 11:22 PM UTC in Found myself pan handling on google maps.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   That isn't you.
   Troll harder Fona.
   Anyway good for you cleaning yourself up and becoming a respectable member of society.
10. 2023-02-12 at 11:16 PM UTC in Vacation 2023
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You should try the Bahamas.
    Outer islands, Andros or Eleuthera.
    Peace and quite totally lade back.
11. 2023-02-06 at 1:17 AM UTC in Brandon finally shot that balloon down.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    
12. 2023-02-05 at 1:26 AM UTC in Brandon finally shot that balloon down.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya it's funny how they waited until it dumped its payload all over the US.
    INCOMING ZOMBIE APPOCOLPYS
13. 2023-02-04 at 11:04 PM UTC in How was this done?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The teller fucked up.
    When the customer gave the cashier the card and tried to use it it was declined the first time then the customer says"you have to punch it in as cash" because this card is as good as cash.
    The scam only works when the cashier hasn't been warned of the scam.
    When I was working at LOWES we had a special meeting on this shit= they were getting fucked hard.
    
    
14. 2023-02-04 at 10:41 PM UTC in good img upldr
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by STER0S thanks
    now I can post a picture of this batch of this private-reserved crystallized methamphetamine:
    
    
    I've been partying with for the past 2 weeks.
    
    BTW I'm in the philippines and my cousin sold me the stuff for 150 usd.
    
    ive been fucking 2nd cousins and boning their friends moms and all that.
    
    I'll post pics

    
    Just do it!!
    Post pics that is.
    
15. 2023-02-04 at 9:45 PM UTC in Brandon finally shot that balloon down.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Took him long enough.
16. 2023-01-28 at 2:39 AM UTC in Do you know when you get high and go on the Internet and
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    NAA lets smoke some oil that's fun right!!
17. 2023-01-28 at 2:37 AM UTC in Do you know when you get high and go on the Internet and
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Maybe more weed will do the trik.
18. 2023-01-28 at 2:36 AM UTC in Do you know when you get high and go on the Internet and
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I have to more drugs just to find out.
19. 2023-01-24 at 4:34 AM UTC in Hot Chocolately Goodness
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Nice to see you posting again Fona.
20. 2023-01-18 at 4:46 AM UTC in Who want's hear a story?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by cigreting Tell

    
    I decided not to go into that shit because well this place is a honey pot and I don't think It would be in my best interest.