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1. 2023-01-18 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #21
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I decided against it when I sobered up.
   I did some shit that some people might still be mad a bout so no.
   AND!! the worst part is that I never really made much money at it.
   IT was ALL STUPID CRAP!
   Some of it was funny but shit nothing worth going to jail for.
   OK one time me and my friends all got fucking drunk and baked and we stole a 12 foot high Heikkinen bottle that was in front of a package store.
   We brought it back the next day with a note attached that said "SORRY"
   Then there was the time I broke into a house like five streets away and stole a bag of dog food and brought it home.
   My mom was like "I don't remember this being here and I said oh that was in the back of the closet and I brought it out.
   Then I thought of the other people,they are all like what happened to that bag of dog food???
   Fucking LOL I didn't ever do drugs yet.
   I did alot of crazy shit and it makes want to do it again.
   I'm retired now and have LOTS!! of free time on my hands and access to many different types of drugs.
2. 2023-01-18 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #22
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by cigreting Tell

   
   I decided not to go into that shit because well this place is a honey pot and I don't think It would be in my best interest.