Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2023-01-18 at 4:35 AM UTC in Who want's hear a story?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I decided against it when I sobered up.
   I did some shit that some people might still be mad a bout so no.
   AND!! the worst part is that I never really made much money at it.
   IT was ALL STUPID CRAP!
   Some of it was funny but shit nothing worth going to jail for.
   OK one time me and my friends all got fucking drunk and baked and we stole a 12 foot high Heikkinen bottle that was in front of a package store.
   We brought it back the next day with a note attached that said "SORRY"
   Then there was the time I broke into a house like five streets away and stole a bag of dog food and brought it home.
   My mom was like "I don't remember this being here and I said oh that was in the back of the closet and I brought it out.
   Then I thought of the other people,they are all like what happened to that bag of dog food???
   Fucking LOL I didn't ever do drugs yet.
   I did alot of crazy shit and it makes want to do it again.
   I'm retired now and have LOTS!! of free time on my hands and access to many different types of drugs.
2. 2023-01-16 at 4:19 AM UTC in Who want's hear a story?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
   I have lots of stories'
3. 2023-01-16 at 12:01 AM UTC in Who want's hear a story?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I have a few good ones.
   All true.
   They all involve drugs sex and money and a few dead people.
   Well most of the old people are old now, like really old so it don't matter Anyway.
   I made money did a lot of blow and had the time of my life.
4. 2023-01-15 at 4:43 PM UTC in I lost my new vape pen.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Smoke some of this.
   https://www.wikileaf.com/strain/wheres-my-bike/
5. 2023-01-14 at 11:33 PM UTC in I lost my new vape pen.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Then I found it and was very relieved.
   Never found my old one though I think slipped into another dimension or something.
   Anybody else just loose shit with no explanation?
6. 2023-01-14 at 10:44 PM UTC in best teacher ever
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The guy was trolling the whole time he got EXACTLY what he wanted.
   Talk about beating people at their own game this guy is a fucking genius.
7. 2023-01-14 at 2:31 AM UTC in Sometimes drinking isn't the solution.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
8. 2023-01-12 at 2:13 AM UTC in The butcher's bill in coming in for the vaxx
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   How come nobody wants to talk about the origin anymore?
   Was it made in lab or what?
   My wife got sick two weeks ago and tested positive for covid she is vaccinated and boosted for her job.
   I never got sick I never got the jab and I never masked.
   In fact she still doesn't feel ok.
   Something is very fucky with this shit.
   
9. 2023-01-08 at 11:12 PM UTC in So who is nuts me or the wife.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Women are always at fault, but they're so unable to accept responsibility for their actions that men sometimes get gas-lit into thinking it's them.
   
   For instance GG was always cranky, and I assumed maybe it was me. A few days around my relatives and they're all commenting on her and I realise how bad it is. My mom's bf says she is like his wife, and that is why the marriage broke up.
   
   But at the same time if open cabinet and freezer doors is all you have to complain about then you aren't doing that bad.

   
   Ya but she gets really pissed when I close things,says I'm messing her shit up wtf?
10. 2023-01-08 at 11:09 PM UTC in Patriotic Brazillians storm Congress Building
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I got ptsd just from watching that on tv.
11. 2023-01-08 at 11:07 PM UTC in There are so many crumbs on my kitchen floor that i feel like i am walking in the woods...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Don't ever invite wariat over.
    He might fuck your dog and not your nigger.
12. 2023-01-08 at 11:04 PM UTC in So who is nuts me or the wife.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    When she is in the kitchen cooking or whatever she leaves the cabinet doors open the drawers open.
    Everything is everywhere.
    I walk in and my head want's to explode wtf is so hard about closing things?
    She left the fucking freezer door open one day and I flipped out.
    So I'm a bad man again.
13. 2023-01-08 at 10:58 PM UTC in Being stalked by a nigger.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol
    
    people being aware of your work schedule is not stalky, its managerial to have workforce awareness.
    
    guess you have never managed anyone more than yourself.

    
    He was not a manager just another co-worker.
    Whatever I quit anyway fuck it I didn't need the noise.
14. 2023-01-08 at 12:57 AM UTC in I just want to get through life without becoming seriously ill or injured...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well you should stop fucking niggers.
    They will kill you faster than booze.
15. 2023-01-08 at 12:53 AM UTC in Just took a hot shower.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Also the vape I've hitting is cool and the Vodka never forget Vodka.
16. 2023-01-08 at 12:51 AM UTC in Just took a hot shower.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Feels good man.
    Usually I do at least one a day but lately I let it go for 2 maybe three even but this one tonight was as good as sex.
    Almost.
17. 2023-01-06 at 4:29 AM UTC in So am I a dick If I charge old people 20 bucks an hour to get shit done?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by cigreting Is this some type of private service or is this at your job or wtf

    
    I don't have a full time job except for drinking vodka.
    Everything else I do is just shit I do to fill the time when I pass out and wake up again.
18. 2023-01-06 at 4:26 AM UTC in So am I a dick If I charge old people 20 bucks an hour to get shit done?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fuck I was out of it when I made that post.
    In a nutshell I did a bunch shit for my in-laws and my wife got an attitude when I wanted to charge them 20 bucks an hour.
    Nothing direct but it was snide and snerky shit and I was just venting on a forum that has less traffic than myspace right now.
    Now I'm being snide and snerky.
19. 2023-01-05 at 9:43 PM UTC in Got a real deal at work.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya I quit a few days later.
20. 2023-01-05 at 4:49 AM UTC in Sometimes drinking isn't the solution.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Why don't you just learn a trade and make something for yourself.
    You are not stupid suck it up buttercup do the 60hour a week grind for shit pay and buy that house buy that car buy buy buy.
    All you have to do is make MORE!!
    It's not that hard.
    Be forever in dept.
    You will own nothing and be Happy!