AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Last night I only got 4. It makes me mad that I cant sleep like I could when I was like 14. Fuck I drank 10 beers then 2 vodka drinks then downed 2 valerian roots + 12mg of melatonin. That's my sleep stack. Tonight I'm smoken some good weed and eaten a Xanax or two.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I should do that in the winter time it gets way below 0 where I'm at. Just put some water in bins from the container store stack them up on my deck and I bet I could keep ice until July if I tried. Would just have to get me a ice pick. Like this.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fuck man these things can't even function in the parking lot. I saw these two sheboons banging on a woman's trunk and yelling "MOVE IT BITCH"becuase the woman was letting another person backout of a space. I think I would have backed over the fucking cunts.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Anyone watching this shit?? I'm on the second to last episode,not bad. The only problem I have with it is ALL THE ACTORS look the same!! I can't tell one slant eye from the next. Don't get me wrong I don't hate Koreans I think they are ok but shit they all look the same.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I put my faith in my immune system. With a 99.7% chance of recovery I think I'm going to be OK!! I also put my faith in the almighty meatball in the sky-may you all be touched by his noodley appendage. Triangles are cool with me also maybe you should say your a TRIANGLICAN.