Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2021-10-06 at 7 PM UTC in Fona 10-6-2021
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Get E plug in some ear buds and walk around crankin this.
   
   Your shift will be so good youll do another.
2. 2021-10-05 at 11:40 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
3. 2021-10-05 at 9:45 PM UTC in At what age is innocence lost
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya ok.
   Me and my friend Timmy would start small fires so one day I went out by myself and shit got out of control.
   I ran to the house and tried to get the garden hose but it wasn't long enough to reach the woods.
   Then I tried throwing sand at the fire but was really getting big so I gave up and told my mom I was tired and was going to bed.
   I figured when I woke up the fire would be gone but that didn't work out.
   The neighbor saw the smoke and called the fire department then I got in trouble.
4. 2021-10-05 at 9:32 PM UTC in At what age is innocence lost
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I was about 4 when I burned down the woods by my house and blamed it on my older brothers friend BOBO.
   I lied to the cops and the fire chief they all knew I was lying and got in trouble anyway.
5. 2021-10-05 at 2:45 AM UTC in I pissed the bed!!!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This thread turned into a shit show.
   
6. 2021-10-03 at 2:34 AM UTC in You know your an alcoholic when.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I need to change my demention.
7. 2021-10-03 at 2:15 AM UTC in I pissed the bed!!!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I modified this thread for my own benefit.
8. 2021-10-03 at 12:10 AM UTC in You know your an alcoholic when.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The ice maker cant keep up with demand.
   My wife is like smashing shit bitchen about no ice.
   I'm just going to go outside and smoke some weed.
9. 2021-10-03 at 12:05 AM UTC in Why do black people hate meth
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Because meth makes you work hard and walk fast.
   Nignogs aren't into that shit.
   DUH
10. 2021-10-02 at 9:22 PM UTC in All of this just for a little COVID?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    In before techno and stl1 calls you a murderer.
11. 2021-10-02 at 2:26 PM UTC in How much alcohol do you consume per year?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    A lot more than I should.
12. 2021-10-01 at 4:37 PM UTC in Best scene of The Simpsons?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
13. 2021-09-29 at 11:34 PM UTC in Reminder: if you're not racist, you're a racist.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I once told a black man to keep his "Cotton picking hands" off my radio in a totally non racist way.
    Would have said the same thing to anyone really this guy just happened to be black.So I'm not a racist.
14. 2021-09-28 at 6:13 PM UTC in We have an imposter in the White House.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL Not saying I'm buying it but if anything its a good story.
    https://rumble.com/embed/vkdow9/?pub=ic6g1
15. 2021-09-28 at 2:42 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Nice!!
16. 2021-09-28 at 2:33 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I bought more vodka.
17. 2021-09-28 at 2:02 AM UTC in 16 year old retard runs over cyclists trying to "roll coal" on them
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    
    They need to stay off to the side.
18. 2021-09-26 at 5:10 PM UTC in I put a computer INSIDE my computer today.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'm going to use it as a system monitor.
19. 2021-09-26 at 12:22 AM UTC in I got hired by the zoo, I'm going to be an animal caretaker...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK got it FUCK YOUR PRONOUNS.
20. 2021-09-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in Voluntary OT erryday
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Now open a bank account and start saving for a rainy day.
    Something tells me monsoon season is on you soon.
    Oh and FUCK YOUR PRONOUNS.