Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2022-01-23 at 1:26 AM UTC in 550 square feet of fuck my dick
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fona hit pay dirt.
   Sounds to me like he found a good woman.
2. 2022-01-22 at 1:27 AM UTC in Big stonk market crash today
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Buy on the dip.
3. 2022-01-21 at 11:47 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen Seriously
   How the fuck do you manage to find your way home every day? Is there an address label tattood on your forehead or does mommy go everywhere with you so you don’t get lost 🤣🤣😂

   
   
   Who the fuck are you?
4. 2022-01-21 at 8:33 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The kill shot creates a cytokine storm, which people who are elderly can't handle.

   
   Yep everyone I know who died from it was old or real fat.
5. 2022-01-21 at 8:28 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Oh cut the shit he was a tub of lard 74 year old.
6. 2022-01-21 at 3:01 AM UTC in What do normal people do all day??
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I haven't worked in over a year. I gained like 20 pounds just from not doing shit.
   I watch tons of shows and movies smoke some weed and drink at night.
   Choirs kept me going today, I vacuumed the house and cleaned the bathroom then I stacked some wood.
   Tomorrow if its not that cold out I'm going to see what's wrong with the washer sprayer on my truck.
7. 2022-01-21 at 2:53 AM UTC in Doritos flaming hot cool ranch
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   One time at Mazda school we were all shooting the shit and this fat dude said he got a prolapsed asshole from eating his wife's red hot chile.
   I slowly backed away and said there must be more to THAT story.
   I never heard of spicy stuff doing that before.
   Maybe spicy chile was a code word for something else.
8. 2022-01-21 at 2:10 AM UTC in You are not a worker, you are a Technician
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I was a auto-motive technician for 36 years and everyone just assumed I was a retarded grease monkey.
   Stereo types are hard to break.
9. 2022-01-21 at 2:03 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
   Cheap @ 12.99 Lets see how I feel in the morning.
10. 2022-01-21 at 2 AM UTC in Doritos flaming hot cool ranch
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I always end up with a flaming hot asshole after I eat that shit.
11. 2022-01-21 at 1:03 AM UTC in Who remembers Wesley Willis?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I was out stacking wood today and this tune pooped in my head.
    
    I also like Rock and Roll McDonalds.
    
    He did a bunch of Howard Stern shows.
12. 2022-01-20 at 3:39 AM UTC in Bob Saget, more like
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
13. 2022-01-19 at 5:11 PM UTC in Dead white girl syndrome
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    They will find him.
    
14. 2022-01-18 at 2:49 AM UTC in How to get out of an apartment lease?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Why would lease a place until October?
    Just try talking to your landlord and maybe you can come to a reasonable solution?
15. 2022-01-15 at 4:03 PM UTC in Arguing about vaccines is retarded. The science is clear.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    What's retarded is that everyone keeps calling the covid shot a vaccine.
    It's not a vaccine if it was no one would be getting sick after the shot.
    This whole thing is like a bad joke.
16. 2022-01-15 at 1:47 AM UTC in Lancer rough idle problem
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Jesus Fucking Christ threads like this make me want want to blow my fucking brains out.
    Fona get rid of that fucking POS.
    A mass air flow sensor will never give a "ROUGH IDLE".
    Simple trick with the engine off unplug the MAF,Start engine, does it still idle like shit? guess what the MAF is not the problem.
    The problem is a worn out shit box that has to go to the fucking salvage pit.
    Be done with it and move on.
17. 2022-01-14 at 2:48 AM UTC in new product idea: Double wide base bongs
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    How about a whole coffee table/bong system.
    The coffee table has 316 stainless steel top and the bong has magnets in the base.
    You could also put magnets in the bottom of regular drink glasses and ashtray's to.
18. 2022-01-13 at 3:46 PM UTC in Resource Compilation for Watching Free Movies/Television
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    VMOVEE.WATCH
    Use it with firefox,bluhell firewall and uBLOCK Origin.
    They have all the latest tv shows and movies.
19. 2022-01-13 at 3:53 AM UTC in Cannabis Compounds Prevented Covid Infection in Laboratory Study
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya everything prevents covid except the vaccinee at this point.
    Fucking clownworld.
20. 2022-01-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in Using honey as a sugar replacement
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Bradley What's the most amount of timse you've ever been stung in a go Angry ONion? If you're not allergic why the epiinephren

    
    6 or 7 times in a row
    The Epi pen is just in case I do get a reaction you never know when one will hit you the wrong way.