new product idea: Double wide base bongs

1. 2022-01-14 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   ever knocked over a bong? Here is the reason why; the base was too small
   
   99/99% of bongs on the market RIGHT NOW cannot sustain a 45° tip and will spill water on the floor and break if you even tip them slightly. If you are intoxicated and attempt to smoke one at an angle, good luck!
   
   How many bongs have you broken or spilled? Personally i'm too embarrassed to even admit... It feels like a slap in the face to God when it happens. This needs to end
   
   Either bongs with a thicker base 2x size or some kind of rubber base stopper for the bottoms that spreads out far and wide to keep them from FUCKING TIPPING OVER. EVER BROKE A $420 BONG??? I HAVE
   
   
2. 2022-01-14 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   How about a whole coffee table/bong system.
   The coffee table has 316 stainless steel top and the bong has magnets in the base.
   You could also put magnets in the bottom of regular drink glasses and ashtray's to.
3. 2022-01-14 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   MAGNET BONGS