Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2015-09-16 at 2:11 AM UTC in Sports Thread
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   "Sports" I never understood any of it.
   Watching niggers run up and down a field chasing a fucking ball.
   Whatever.
   
2. 2015-09-16 at 2:07 AM UTC in Postmortem
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think you need to fuck my feet and think its neet.
   I went to bird town and fucked a clown but now he only wher3es a frown.
   Last time I checked i was still on the deck with my dick in hand shouting like a man.
   I like to smoke weed and drink my whine and type some shit that i think might rhyme.
   I'm not gay by the way.
3. 2015-09-13 at 10:08 PM UTC in Freedom or Security
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Those who would surrender freedom for security deserve neither.

   
   Leave it to a Canadian to quote a US founding Father.
4. 2015-09-13 at 10:04 PM UTC in The Universe and You
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This place is like an old Star Trek episode.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsTQ1cM-Hpg
   
5. 2015-09-13 at 9:53 PM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'm stocking up on toilet paper,it's going to be worth shit loads.
6. 2015-09-13 at 2:28 AM UTC in WE need more shit like this.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Like this.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89_H7GqaQ
7. 2015-09-13 at 2:18 AM UTC in Freedom or Security
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Kick Ass .
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYN_hyR9YI
8. 2015-09-13 at 2:12 AM UTC in Freedom or Security
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Blast off with Major Lazer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzZK4al4dvA
   
9. 2015-09-12 at 10:02 PM UTC in TFW you realize SpectraL and TDR are
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I have heard this theory proposed before but I reasoned that it would be like a person in a straight jacket arguing with himself that he is really free but the other guy just wont shut up.
   LOL
10. 2015-09-12 at 9:51 PM UTC in Freedom or Security
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Major lazer mon you be missin the hole point!
    I don't need anyone granting me anyting.
    Yoour pole is null.
11. 2015-09-10 at 1:50 AM UTC in What are you on?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I mean Sploo.
12. 2015-09-10 at 1:48 AM UTC in What are you on?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Alcohol,I have wet brain syndrome.
    I'm going to going full on slpoo posting soon.
13. 2015-09-10 at 1:45 AM UTC in What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina? Why blow a load of course!

    
    Now this is the type of response that I would have expected right away,you guy's are slippin.
14. 2015-09-09 at 10:02 PM UTC in What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This just in.
    http://rinf.com/alt-news/breaking-news/hidden-dangerous-texas-police-confiscate-handgun-womans-vagina/
    funny shit.
15. 2015-09-09 at 11:05 AM UTC in Homeopathy conference in Germany disrupted by people trippin.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Update.
    http://healthydebates.com/29-holistic-doctorsnds-poisoned-life-threatening-conditions-criminal-investigation-underway/
16. 2015-09-09 at 1:45 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    What site?

    
    This one.
    https://totseans.com/bbs/discussion/25236/a-shout-out-to-all-you-ex-patriots-of-totse-com
17. 2015-09-09 at 12:50 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I was lurking on another site heard the bad news,so anyone knows if its true or not?
18. 2015-09-09 at 12:48 AM UTC in Homeopathy conference in Germany disrupted by people trippin.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Homeopathy you say? I'm all for the placebo effect but i'm pretty sure bullshit isn't covered by your HMO.

    
    Yep Homeopathy, I bet some dude dropped 1/4 hit into a 55 gallon drum and the whole place tripped balls.
    Here's some info on the practice.
    http://www.livescience.com/31977-homeopathy.html
19. 2015-09-08 at 5:35 PM UTC in Homeopathy conference in Germany disrupted by people trippin.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LoL I think somebody spiked the punch bowl.
    http://www.newsforage.com/2015/09/homeopathy-conference-in-germany-ends.html
    
20. 2015-09-06 at 9:57 PM UTC in Can We Get a Spoiler
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya spoiler alert I fucked your mum in the ass and she gave birth to you.
    Fucking turd.
    This was in no way directed to any user in particular but if you are offended I don't care.