Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2015-09-05 at 12:03 AM UTC in SpectraL Has His Own Urban Dictionary Entry
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   I'm a very smart man.

   
   I call bullshit.Slave of The Beast didn't even like you.
2. 2015-09-04 at 6:24 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   It was LSD.
3. 2015-08-30 at 9:38 PM UTC in My investment proposal for niggasin.space
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You people make me sad.
4. 2015-08-28 at 12:49 AM UTC in TTFN I had it.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Damn it no secret decoder password for me-FUCK
5. 2015-08-27 at 11:13 PM UTC in TTFN I had it.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   WTF do I have to do to post a fucking youtube clip??
6. 2015-08-27 at 11:12 PM UTC in TTFN I had it.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'm just kicking back drinking my ovaltine.
   
7. 2015-08-27 at 1:59 AM UTC in TTFN I had it.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'll take it just for fun.
8. 2015-08-26 at 5:52 PM UTC in How did religion begin?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   <a href="https://imgflip.com/i/q3plu"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/q3plu.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a>
9. 2015-08-22 at 12:12 AM UTC in A fish with no head and guts still fights to not be eaten
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I hear you John we had lots chickens and I could never eat them.
   My dad and Grand dad had no trouble at all.
10. 2015-08-21 at 11:52 PM UTC in A fish with no head and guts still fights to not be eaten
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    I guess you've never watched anyone clean fish before, huh?
    
    It's really disgusting. I used to watch my stepfather clean and gut catfish.
    
    He would start by nailing them to a tree through their heads, then pull their skin off of them with plyers.

    
    Ya, we killed chickens with hedge trimmers I hated that stuff , my Grandfather was a sick fuck.
    He killed a dog with a shovel because he didn't want to "waste a bullet on the bitch"
    The dog in question mauled a a little girl and the owner employed my Granddad to destroy the dog,which he did with a fervor that didn't make any sense other than the fact that he just wanted to kill shit.
    Chopped its head off with shovel then bragged about it till he died. WTF
    ??
11. 2015-08-21 at 11:30 PM UTC in The mars rover spots an alien face hugger on mars
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Mars was the garden of Eden then god got pissed and now we have to deal with it.
    God nuked a planet just because Eve ate an apple,shit keep your head down guys.LOL.
    This is all shit.
12. 2015-08-21 at 11:24 PM UTC in Miss Teen Illinois - the reason why jedis should stay out of beauty pageants.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Very few jedis are 100% jedi, but she definitely mostly jedi, and maybe she is wearing colored contacts.

    
    The hook nose ugh,that kills it.
13. 2015-08-21 at 10:06 PM UTC in Miss Teen Illinois - the reason why jedis should stay out of beauty pageants.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I see your point John but I think she's not 100% jedi look at the eye color.
    
    To be absolutely sure we should also have her skull measured.
    http://www.scrapbookpages.com/Hartheim/exhibits03.html
    
14. 2015-08-21 at 4:56 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You guys are mean.
15. 2015-08-20 at 11:12 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Mad trippy shit. I got the 5.1 surround mix

    
    Ya its good,just sit back smoke some weed and enjoy.
16. 2015-08-20 at 11:05 PM UTC in You know what you should do?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I love that show,The main dude is so fucked in the head he forgets this chick is his sister and tries to kiss her.
    I have a new episode I downloaded today,gana sit back drink some vodka and watch MR Robot.
17. 2015-08-20 at 1:32 AM UTC in how to man up and quit drugs?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    And by sobering up for two weeks Its still ok to get smashed on Friday night.
18. 2015-08-20 at 1:29 AM UTC in how to man up and quit drugs?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Drink shit loads of vodka at night only.Never drink during the day and get up early go to work and bust your ass all day.Then at night drink shitloads of vodka.
    Don't stop for 10 years or so then sober up for like two weeks and start over again.
19. 2015-08-18 at 2:15 AM UTC in autistic girls are the same person and contain holy shards of the spirit of bass-yun
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    so you started reading the kabbalah
    Good for you.
    Pro tip its all bullshit.
20. 2015-08-17 at 1:46 AM UTC in anal cunt
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Well what metal bands do you listen to? I'm pretty sure most of the east coast bands were influenced by him.
    
    And actually my opinion would mean shit considering I've seen them and you haven't, and more metal bands than all you guys combined. get wrecked you louse. If you're not a fan of grindcore or east coast metal then i guess you wouldn't understand.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_SG2sWIdaQ

    
    Fuck who gives a flying fuck.
    Jesus get over your self. pro tip no one gives a shit.
    Anal cunt sucks and so do you.