Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2017-12-07 at 2:58 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think the "THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE" will be nothing more than some fucking shitspatter of avatars and 2 or three legit pics.
   Your all a bunch of pussies.
2. 2017-12-03 at 3:42 PM UTC in Hey Fuckers
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
   LOL
3. 2017-11-25 at 11:04 PM UTC in setting a fish on fire
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   ya but you should kill it and clean it first.
4. 2017-11-25 at 1:13 AM UTC in Worst books you've ever read
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by benny vader david icke. cant remember the title.

   
   The Worlds Biggest Secret.
5. 2017-11-18 at 11:54 PM UTC in Everclear as a solvent
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Anyone use that stuff for hash oil?
   I did and it worked great.
   So I bought a still from Amazon so I could recover my solvent,but after recovery it smells like weed.
   Do you think if I enhancemented it through carbon I could get rid of the oil in the solvent?
6. 2017-11-18 at 11:48 PM UTC in Anyone ever get "voices "in there head?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think I'm entering late term alcohol Psychosis.
   How fucked is that? My mind quits before my internal organs.
   Well actually my mind is just spazzing out,deaththroughs of a life wasted.
   Soon I will be dead.
   The end.
7. 2017-11-15 at 1:45 AM UTC in New meme material.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think I would have committed a hate crime if I had to listen to that bitch.
8. 2017-11-15 at 12:06 AM UTC in New meme material.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You SUCK.
   
   WE need 6 million more.
9. 2017-11-12 at 10:22 PM UTC in pissing on your bathroom floor
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Grimace No, but often, after sex the following morning, I go to piss and it sprays out in 5 different directions. I frantically try and control it, to center it into the toilet, but it only makes things worse. So I have pissed all over the wall, seat, etc. around the toilet by accident. :)

   
   Just learn to sit down when you pee it's not that hard.
10. 2017-11-12 at 10:16 PM UTC in Amanitas
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Will this work?
    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Fly-Agaric-Amanita-Muscaria-Glycerite-Dried-Mushrooms-Caps-Alcohol-Free-Liquid-Extract-Fly-Amanita-Glycerite-Herbal-Supplement-2-oz/389654947
11. 2017-11-11 at 11:58 PM UTC in Civic Fire Me To..
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Jesus fuck he is really Rick from Rick and Morty.
12. 2017-11-10 at 3:28 AM UTC in [Serious] How to get rid of the jedi, white traitors and handsome and well tanned individuals?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    jedis what to do??
    Maybe if we ignore them they would go away.
    But then we would be raciest for ignoring them, then the United ISRAEL front would half to bomb the USA.
    SEE that's where the wall comes in and MAGA!!!!
13. 2017-11-09 at 10:31 PM UTC in How do you guys shave?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I think you just leveled up.
14. 2017-11-09 at 4:26 AM UTC in I guess I'm Autistic and can't relate.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mmQ What are the lowest spectrum signs of autismo? Are they vague enough for me to get on board? Something like 'is irritable sometimes and can't always focus.' Or perhaps 'likes to drink and spend money foolheartedly.' Does that get me in?

    
    Ya that will work you just have to work your MOoJOo
15. 2017-11-09 at 3:59 AM UTC in This is what the US will look like within 50 years
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya but the Dindu nuffins is godlike meme
16. 2017-11-09 at 3:58 AM UTC in Lying to your parents
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mashlehash It was a simple lie.
    
    She's in charge of my clonazepam, as though she doesn't really mistrust me (she should), my dad could get into them so she keeps them in a lockbox. She leaves 1 mg in their medicine cabinet for me.
    
    SO..I went upstairs and took the 1mg, came downstairs asked for my clonazepam, and told her I had taken that one mg earlier. So she went and got me two. So I took 3mg all together
    
    Simple lie.

    
    Talk about first world problems.
    GET A JOB!!
    Move out and get your own shit.
17. 2017-11-09 at 3:55 AM UTC in I guess I'm Autistic and can't relate.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    K
18. 2017-11-09 at 3:53 AM UTC in This is what the US will look like within 50 years
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好

    
    You must frequent GODLIKEPRODUCTIONS AmI right?
19. 2017-11-09 at 3:50 AM UTC in Getting high is awesome
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Your gona need more weed when you run out of addy's
    Get more weed now, you'll appreciate it later.
20. 2017-11-09 at 3:45 AM UTC in I guess I'm Autistic and can't relate.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Angry onions posting style is weird .

    
    Ya all my old friends from high school used to call me weird.
    Maybe I was Autistic before it was cool to be Autistic.
    I was ahead of the curve.