2018-01-06 at 12:43 AM UTC
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2017 Zoklet Award Show
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
AngryBlueBirdOfDeath is DFG.
I might be wrong but my gut tells me its true.
2018-01-06 at 12:37 AM UTC
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What's a good job?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You make people with word "Angry" in there posts Angry.
Just
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
We used to cut there heads off with a branch trimmer.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I feel like the prophet of Atom in Fallout 4.
Yey time for some more weed.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
What would happen if the sun just said fuck it?
I QUIT!
Fuck planet earth,
you all suck fuck you!!
I don't care how many carbon credits you have its all worthless.
THE SUN RULES US ALL .
ALL HALE THE SUN!!
The giver of life, the substance of our being.
2018-01-04 at 3:59 AM UTC
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DOOM IS ON!!!
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya but the news people blow it all out of peroration,like its the end of the world.
2018-01-04 at 3:41 AM UTC
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DOOM IS ON!!!
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Here in the northeast of the united states of America we are about to get some snow.
You would think that the FUCKING world was about to end if you listened to the news.
Jesus people need need to get a grip.
My wife stopped at Stop and Shop on her way home from work and the bread Isle was empty,no bread no milk the place was wiped out.
WTF are people going to do when the shit really hits the fan.
Everybody just needs to chill.
Fuck the roads will be clear in 48 hours get a grip.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
This place must be run by niggers or something.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
WoW how did that get to be a double post?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
It's the SUN you morons, we are at a solar minimum right now.
No hot spots no flares.The sun has reduced output bitches.
NO sun no heat.You can have 100% carbon dioxide in the atmosphere but without heat from the sun you have nothing but the black cold vacuum of space MOTHERFUCKERS.
WE need a new techno sun cult and wrap it around some pseudoscience that will deliver our planet from the evil in the solar system that is THE jediS.
2018-01-04 at 2:59 AM UTC
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Sobriety kinda sucks
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Why? Why the not?
I'd add a stiff drink and some meth into it if it was the end.
2018-01-04 at 2:27 AM UTC
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Abandoned Neutrons (Totse)
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I still think its funny.
Shit I want that as a user title.
2018-01-01 at 4:21 AM UTC
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So should I do Some Shrooms?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I got lucky and found some but the source was schecky and I'm not exactly sure what I have,they look blue on the stems and caps
but how do you really know what you have?
I'm scared.
What if its poison meant to rid the earth of people like me who are too stupid not to eat things that they don't know where they came from.
2018-01-01 at 4:10 AM UTC
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I spent the day in bed..
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Nothing wrong with spending the day in bed.
Sometimes you just need a break,just say fuck it fuck everything I don't give a shit I just need more sleep.
Take some zannax if you need to,puff a little weed and go back to sleep.
Its all good, all the shit you have been trying to avoid will still be there when you wake up.
