Posts by AngryOnion

2017-12-30 at 10:21 PM UTC in what's your new years resolution

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I drink myself half to death at least once a week.
Sucks.

2017-12-30 at 10:18 PM UTC in is it possible aliens bred us to look cute

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

We make great pets don't we?

2017-12-30 at 10:13 PM UTC in what's your new years resolution

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I'm going to do the same thing I always do.
Fuck it up in a week.

2017-12-30 at 10 PM UTC in Space-Time

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

And like we can talk about it.

2017-12-30 at 9:58 PM UTC in Space-Time

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Eat some of these guys.

2017-12-28 at 1:36 AM UTC in animals are retarded

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

My cat is smarter than half of you numb nuts.

2017-12-28 at 1:32 AM UTC in Would you give your body for money?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Depends on what was to be be done with said body parts.

2017-12-28 at 12:59 AM UTC in are honda civics actually even a good car?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

What type of problems are you having??
Honda's are good cars if they are properly maintained.
I've been the auto repair biz for 34 years ask me anything.

2017-12-28 at 12:54 AM UTC in You can pick any woman from history, and fuck them at their prime

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Well she didn't break my dick I did looking at her.

2017-12-28 at 12:24 AM UTC in You can pick any woman from history, and fuck them at their prime

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

This chick broke my dick.

2017-12-22 at 11:53 PM UTC in Explain Why jedis Are Bad

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Originally posted by D4NG0 jedi is also an ethnicity.

That's what people forget the most.
Living in the Northeast I have had a lot of interaction with jedis of all sorts and in many different social situations.
jedi jedis the ones that are religious aren't that bad, you can deal with them they are still cheap as a fuck but I would rate them along with Indians from India in that regard.
Its the jedis that are not religious they are the absolute worst to deal with,you do any work in their home, oh my god I hated working in jedi houses.
Work on their cars forget it get ready for an argument about every little thing they love to argue and look for a verbal fight any chance they get.
Last summer I had one we were fixing her Cadillac SUV thing and she didn't like the estimate for the repair and she basically said "I WENT TO MIT THIS IS TO MUCH MONEY"really bitch who gives flying fuck where you went to school thats how much it is period.
Haven't seen her since.
My older brother worked in a bagel place the boss was jedi and he treated his employees very well.
jedis are are a hit or miss thing.
Back in the 80's I worked at a Lincoln Mercury dealership as a tech we had a customer MRS Pressman.
She was the nicest jedi I have ever met.One day she over heard the lot guy talking to the service manager.
The lot guys kid got hurt at school, some other little shit stuck him in the eye with a pencil.
After the lot guy left for the hospital she asked the service manger for the lot guys address and the age of his son.
The next day she showed up at this guys apartment with toys and clothes and a ton of stuff her grand kids didn't need anymore.
She was AWESOME!!

2017-12-21 at 3:04 AM UTC in new year consoloutions

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I hopefully will trip into the 5th dimension and stay in place.
Lets get weird!!!

2017-12-12 at 2:40 AM UTC in What did you do today?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby meat loaf is good

Ya it was.

2017-12-12 at 2:29 AM UTC in post ur christmas decoration(igota tree)_

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Bling I figured you would have a 10 foot ganja plant as a Christmas tree.

2017-12-12 at 2:12 AM UTC in What did you do today?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I got my teeth cleaned went to work and fixed some cars.
Came home and had some homemade meatloaf and now I'm drinking vodka.

2017-12-10 at 9:45 PM UTC in This guy played the ultimate game of simon says.

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

George Carlin was my hero.

2017-12-10 at 9:25 PM UTC in This guy played the ultimate game of simon says.

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

That cop should be in jail period.
Instead he walks free.

2017-12-09 at 11:55 PM UTC in Weed dependency

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Magnesium and Valarium root FTW.

2017-12-09 at 10:46 PM UTC in tfw almost 30

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

As you get older some thing get better and some things get worse,its all a matter of perspective.
I work for a guy that turned 30 last spring and he will never be happy.
He always wants more,his cup will never be filled because once its filled he wants a bigger cup.
A bigger house a bigger boat more more more.
As you get older your dick does not operate the way it did when you are young.
When your young its like a mind meld between your dick and your brain but when you hit 40 or so something breaks.
You look at a pretty girl and expect a Bonner but you get NOTHING.
This is good because you can finally think shit through.

2017-12-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in Group story.

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Is this a limerick or a Poem?

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