Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2018-02-14 at 1:15 AM UTC in So why exactly is d.x.m. called bundy?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Solomon Grundy,
   Born on a Monday,
   Christened on Tuesday,
   Married on Wednesday,
   Took ill on Thursday,
   Grew worse on Friday,
   Died on Saturday,
   Buried on Sunday,
   That was the end,
   Of Solomon Grundy who did to much Bundy.
2. 2018-02-14 at 1:09 AM UTC in Missing Whiteface skier found alive in California
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   WILMINGTON, N.Y. —
   
   A skier missing from Whiteface Mountain has been found in California.
   
   New York State Police said Constantinos “Danny” Filippidis, 49, of Toronto, was found 2,900 miles away Tuesday in Sacramento.
   http://www.mynbc5.com/article/missing-whiteface-skier-found-in-california/17764938
   
   Fucked up huh
3. 2018-02-11 at 11:37 PM UTC in tfw spent my weekend in withdrawals
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Smoke some real weed and go to bed.
4. 2018-02-11 at 10:48 PM UTC in does anyone know anyone who has died from slipping in the shower?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   No but I fell off the toilet once baked outa my head.
   Hurt my arm.
5. 2018-02-11 at 10:43 PM UTC in How often do you offer people drugs?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This one time at a party in like 1992 I busted out a 2 oz bag of shrooms and just gave it all away.
   I was a demi god before morning.
6. 2018-02-11 at 2:35 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Murder suicide is the only way out.
7. 2018-02-11 at 2:30 PM UTC in Why I hate banks and the government
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   A woman from a local bank came into my work one day and was trying to get the guys to open an account with them.
   I got fucking pissed and kicked her out.
   My boss got mad at me because he said she could come in and I was like FUCK HER MAN we don't go into her place and try and sell brake jobs and shit.
   Fuck the bank fuck the bankers,they are nothing but fucking parasites.
8. 2018-02-10 at 10:17 PM UTC in Games where you got to a level you couldn't beat, said "fuck this" and never played again
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Alien Isolation
   Bio-shock Infinite
9. 2018-02-10 at 1:10 PM UTC in allіgator
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
   I don't like Rap but this shit is tight.
10. 2018-02-07 at 1:29 AM UTC in There is a car in space
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well we being niggas in all let steal it,WE are already in space.
11. 2018-02-06 at 1:45 AM UTC in For those of you who care about your health, how do you manage your alcohol use?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I don't manage my drinking ,drinking manages me.
12. 2018-02-06 at 1:27 AM UTC in How is your oral hygiene?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Brush and floss twice a day.
    I'm 51 and have only had two filling in my entire life.
13. 2018-02-04 at 10:50 PM UTC in Who are you rooting for?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I hope something like this happens.
    
    I fucking hate football and the fans, mind dead idiots.
14. 2018-02-02 at 3:29 AM UTC in My reason for coming here.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My new thing is answering posts with images instead of text.
    It Is going to be a new visual language that we all can relate to.
15. 2018-02-02 at 3:26 AM UTC in My reason for coming here.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK defcon 3
    
16. 2018-02-02 at 3:24 AM UTC in Explicit pictures for Golllum thread.
    

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17. 2018-02-02 at 3:23 AM UTC in Explicit pictures for Golllum thread.
    

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18. 2018-02-02 at 3:06 AM UTC in My reason for coming here.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Thats not IWD its an imposter.
    If It was IWD then we would see a wall of text that know one wants to read.
    Because of meth induced shitposting.
19. 2018-02-01 at 11:09 PM UTC in Ephedrine
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    what can I do with a couple of expired eppi pens?
20. 2018-02-01 at 1:55 AM UTC in every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is jedi.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Daily And I have smart, civilised, affable black friends. Doesn't mean they're not responsible for half the violent crime in America.

    
    Excellent post.