AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya back then even online gaming was different. I remember actually having real conversations with people while playing unreal tournament rather than the smack down fuck feest assholes who are on cod and all the other shit I stopped playen. Bottom line is people suck.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”
