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2019-02-08 at 11:28 PM UTC in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a dumb bitch.She wants to kill old people.
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2019-02-08 at 3:43 AM UTC in Funny Joke You might like.Ya he is or was anyway.
I liked when he said"You know thAT FEELING WHEN YOU tip back in your chair and almost tip over? I feel like that all the time ".
LOOL the guy was a savant. -
2019-02-08 at 3:17 AM UTC in Funny Joke You might like.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." -- Emo Phillips -
2019-02-07 at 1:21 AM UTC in How to make your room/house smell good as hellSmall ozone generator in my room does the trick.
This works great.
https://www.amazon.com/Airthereal-Generator-Purifier-Portable-Eliminating/dp/B07CYTR8XK/ref=asc_df_B07CYTR8XK/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241976932261&hvpos=1o8&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1542440481830244067& -
2019-02-07 at 1:14 AM UTC in Anarcho-Socialism is the only wayPeople are to dumb,they care more about football than how the government is run.
Ask just about any person in the United States what type of government we have and 9 times out ten they will say"we live in a democracy".
We in the United States actually have a Constitutional Republic this isn't Mob rule god dam it. -
2019-02-06 at 10:17 PM UTC in Black Panther actor realized he was just a niggerThat movie was fucking awful.
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2019-02-06 at 3:14 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..Whats Nancy reading?/
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2019-02-06 at 3:07 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..Fuck this is awesome Trump just went full retard on Pro life.
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2019-02-06 at 3:04 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..The first lady is FUCKING HOT!!
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2019-02-06 at 2:31 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..
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2019-02-06 at 2:25 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..The people in white don't clap.
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2019-02-06 at 2:14 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..Buzz Aldrin looks like he just shit his pants.
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2019-02-06 at 2:07 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..Berni didn't even comb his hair wtf?
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2019-02-06 at 2:06 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..What a bunch of SHIT.
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2019-02-06 at 2:05 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..If Nancy Pelosi could clap with one hand that would be it.
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2019-02-06 at 2:05 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..Fake clapping.
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2019-02-06 at 2:04 AM UTC in Hush! The president is about to speak..The first lady is a beautiful robot.
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2019-02-03 at 5:42 AM UTC in Who’s killing them self’s today?
TAKE THAT FUCKER. -
2019-02-03 at 12:58 AM UTC in Cant believe oneThis calls for the MOD Squad.
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2019-02-03 at 12:54 AM UTC in Win a MYSTERY BOX from ME!I WANT THE BOX!!
