2019-06-21 at 2:23 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
My liver should be cloned and disbursed throughout humanity.
I did two tests one was a ultrasound of my guts and then I did a vibroscan.
Passed both,both techs said I was good.
I celebrated by buying a fith of vodka and six pack.
Even though my enzymes are elevated fuck it I'm getting FUCKED UP!
2019-06-21 at 2:36 AM UTC
How does it handle fluoroethanol
2019-06-21 at 2:45 AM UTC
Some people are sensitive to toxic chemicals.. others can have 'fatal' exposures and be totally fine.
2019-06-21 at 2:47 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
drink moonshine instead. you'll feel really groovy in no time
2019-06-21 at 4:28 AM UTC
op evolved from the lineage of rats.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-07-02 at 5:34 AM UTC
The liver should be able to be turned off, if you could you could stay drunk for days.