2019-08-17 at 9:20 PM UTC
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Opening a bar
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I wana open a drug fun zone.
I picture a 20 acre property with different "Fun Zones".
Like an amusement park for drunks and drug addicts,sex addicts,whatever.
You pay an entrance fee then your on your own.
You wana do coke at the "HOUSE OF THE MARCHING POWDER"go for it.
You wana take trip?go down to the house of the "double rainbow".
We could even have a skating rink in middle of it and call it "HEDONISM on ICE".
Then you could visit the house of "Bad decisions"and contemplate how your like took a bad turn while the shot of Number 8 wears off.
Also guns are allowed that will help keep the nuts in check,everyone signs a nda and other shit that makes me not responsible for anything.
2019-08-17 at 8:35 PM UTC
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My new 10 incher
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You can put google play on it with some third party app I forget the name it worked really good until the last update and then it was gone.
2019-08-17 at 8:16 PM UTC
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My new 10 incher
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya fire tablets are pretty good.
I have an older one but it still works as good as my wife's i-pad at a fraction of the cost.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
What were they yellen about???
2019-08-17 at 8:09 PM UTC
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Oral Hygiene Niggas
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I brush twice a day and floss at least once at night.
I'm 52 and have two filling.
My dentist hates me.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Shit we are all just walking meat bags that have been dying since the day we were born.
The doctors are just cashing in on a ever expanding market.
2019-08-16 at 1:04 AM UTC
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I'm Transgeneral
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I use a transdermal patch for shoulder pain.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You can sue for malpractice.
2019-08-16 at 12:58 AM UTC
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idiots get ran over by a car
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Jedi protest group.
He should have had flamethrowers on the front grill.
Why do people think sitting in the road is a good way to protest anything??
2019-08-15 at 12:41 AM UTC
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I got called a racist at work.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Oh and I could give two shits about the 81k this stupid shit head will most likely blow it on scratch tickets.
2019-08-15 at 12:38 AM UTC
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I got called a racist at work.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
OK I now feel that I'm in the proper state of mind to tell my story.
This fucking cunt showed me his settlement check for 81k- big smile like he just hit the jackpot.
Basically he got this "settlement"because he rode his stoned ass bike into a car and "hurt his neck".
He was very proud of the fact that the government still had to "Give me my section 8, gimme my foodstamps, gimme my fuel assistance, gimme my disability, gimme my phone,gimme my cable.
At that point I said "that sure does sound like a lot of Gimme's,and he's like FUCK YOU! its the law I get everything I'm supposed to get.
So then I made the mistake of saying "You people don't know how good you got it" then he got all up in my face calling me a FUCKING RACIST.
This motherfucker spent 15 years in jail for armed robbery,he got out 5 years ago.He has been living off the tax payers ever since.
He works two jobs under the table paying no taxes.
Since I have known him he has had three major surgeries on his foot ,leg and back all for free.
Does anyone think I could drop a dime on his ass,would it work? That fucker has got it way to easy and he is one UPEDDY nigger.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I ate some cashews today they were good!!!
2019-08-05 at 12:55 AM UTC
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Taxes I've had it.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I live in Taxachusstettes ."Massachusetts"
