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Opening a bar

  1. 2019-08-15 at 8:05 PM UTC
    #41
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I was thinking about Vancouver maybe. Also my bar will be too classy to allow scrubs like you in.



    That's what we in the business call TAX EFFICIENCY

    No, hts does not want to move in with you GOD
  2. 2019-08-17 at 5:59 AM UTC
    #42
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Think about your future and quality of life though Lanny.

    Are you sure that you want to drink as you get older?

    Are you sure you wont grow out of the bar scene?

    ...from a bar in Tigard, OR.
  3. 2019-08-17 at 6:03 AM UTC
    #43
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You any good on the Piano Lan Man Fam?
  4. 2019-08-17 at 6:19 AM UTC
    #44
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You any good on the Piano Lan Man Fam?

    Lanny has no musical talent or he would be strumming his mom's pussy rather than a keyboard.
  5. 2019-08-17 at 7:23 AM UTC
    #45
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sophie You any good on the Piano Lan Man Fam?

    Nah, I have a little bit of music theory but I'm pretty garbage at actually playing. I'd like to be able to play and have it be enjoyable.
  6. 2019-08-17 at 7:32 AM UTC
    #46
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Bar name suggestions time
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2019-08-17 at 7:32 AM UTC
    #47
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Alcoholocaust.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2019-08-17 at 8:21 AM UTC
    #48
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I have a little bit of music theory but I'm pretty garbage at actually playing. I'd like to be able to play and have it be enjoyable.

    Me too, i had like 1 years worth of Piano lessons when i was but a wee lad, but i'm not very good.
  9. 2019-08-17 at 4:57 PM UTC
    #49
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've heard this is very difficult to do, and that most who try lose money over it. But if it's your passion maybe that doesn't matter.
  10. 2019-08-17 at 5:29 PM UTC
    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lannies passion is drinking not owning a bar. You gotta build clientelle which is hard to do without without taking a loss almost on selling your drinks at first if you don't have a great location.

    Are all business commerces like buying alcohol or shoes for shoe store tax free when you own a business?
  11. 2019-08-17 at 5:38 PM UTC
    #51
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    attn comrade lanny,

    by the power vested in me by the kommissar i have come to reappropiate your bar in the name of the alcoholics republic of commiefornia.

    you have 5 minutes to vacate your property.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. 2019-08-17 at 8:33 PM UTC
    #52
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Lannies passion is drinking not owning a bar. You gotta build clientelle which is hard to do without without taking a loss almost on selling your drinks at first if you don't have a great location.

    Are all business commerces like buying alcohol or shoes for shoe store tax free when you own a business?

    Lanny just wants the bar so it will cover his immense drinking costs. It would be like drinking for free.
  13. 2019-08-17 at 9:20 PM UTC
    #53
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I wana open a drug fun zone.
    I picture a 20 acre property with different "Fun Zones".
    Like an amusement park for drunks and drug addicts,sex addicts,whatever.
    You pay an entrance fee then your on your own.
    You wana do coke at the "HOUSE OF THE MARCHING POWDER"go for it.
    You wana take trip?go down to the house of the "double rainbow".
    We could even have a skating rink in middle of it and call it "HEDONISM on ICE".
    Then you could visit the house of "Bad decisions"and contemplate how your like took a bad turn while the shot of Number 8 wears off.
    Also guns are allowed that will help keep the nuts in check,everyone signs a nda and other shit that makes me not responsible for anything.
  14. 2019-08-17 at 9:57 PM UTC
    #54
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You guys are either some broke ass scrubs or you're severely overestimating the price of alcohol
  15. 2019-08-17 at 9:58 PM UTC
    #55
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Quit posting and stop the page flush.
  16. 2019-08-17 at 9:58 PM UTC
    #56
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I was thinking about Vancouver maybe. Also my bar will be too classy to allow scrubs like you in.



    That's what we in the business call TAX EFFICIENCY

    I wouldn't want to visit your faggy hipster poser bar in the first place
  17. 2019-08-17 at 9:59 PM UTC
    #57
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    also you would move from the faggiest place on earth to the second faggiest place on earth

    just admit it, you crave the penis.
  18. 2019-08-17 at 10:16 PM UTC
    #58
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal also you would move from the faggiest place on earth to the second faggiest place on earth

    just admit it, you crave the penis.

    Just admit it, you'll never do anything with your life expect be miserable and soak up resources you don't do anything to produce
  19. 2019-08-17 at 10:26 PM UTC
    #59
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lammy,shouldnt you be DOING something other than posting on a gay website
  20. 2019-08-17 at 10:28 PM UTC
    #60
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I was thinking about Vancouver maybe. Also my bar will be too classy to allow scrubs like you in.



    That's what we in the business call cirrhosis of the liver.
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