2019-09-20 at 2:22 AM UTC
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The Ford Pinto Case
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I'm really baked right now sorry for weird replies.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I always rage quit the civ games.
Never get into space damit.
2019-09-20 at 2:15 AM UTC
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The Ford Pinto Case
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
My first car was a Pinto,you want my social security number and my mothers maiden name with that??
2019-09-18 at 1:47 AM UTC
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Lannster did 11/13
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
How do you keep track of anything here.
2019-09-17 at 1:21 AM UTC
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Have you seen this tshirt?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
LOL.
Now Iâm not a man who would normally pay such a high price for such an extravagant article of clothing, but after receiving my tax return and spending a majority of it on vintage Furbies from 1998, I had just enough to buy this wolf shirt. In blue of course, the mans not gettin me with that extra $4 bullcrap to get it in black. And all I can say is wow... I wish those furbies were returnable so I could redistribute my money on a smarter investment, that investment being wolf shirts... all the wolf shirts.
Now Iâve never believed in magic, and all that fairy talk.. but got dang.. this shirt can turn any man into a believer. I put it on alone in my apartment and could hear all the neighbor dogs howling in the distance.. I washed it.. the power was too strong.. too strong to wear outside the house. After 14 more washes I put it on for bingo night. Now I know what youâre thinking, but hear me out... bingo night involves Frito Pie, why would I ever risk getting chili cheese drippings on such a magnificent garment? And I thought the same thing, which is why I brought a bib I had stolen from a Red Lobster 4 years ago for my Birthday. I wasnât even done with my Frito Pie and I had women approaching me right and left in admiration of my glorious wolf shirt, even through the bib.. they could feel the power. The power of a man. A wolf man. Hungry. Hungry for Frito Pie and more Wolf shirts. Long story short, I won $750, which I have already invested in more Wolf shirts. My womanâs not happy about all the attention Iâve been getting from the ladies.. but a man with a wolf shirt doesnât have to settle and she knows that.
2019-09-14 at 1:19 AM UTC
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RUM RUM RUM
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I'am sipping some rum with hints of vanilla.
What kind of rum you nigs like ??
2019-09-14 at 1:16 AM UTC
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shitpost
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
The problem is that everyone is just really fucked up, I know I'am and I have to work tomorrow.
SHITT!!!!
2019-09-14 at 1:07 AM UTC
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shitpost
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
He thinks your blind because you cant look at it until after 10.AM
2019-09-13 at 12:49 AM UTC
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Curing weed
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Dude I'm on my second bottle of vodka this week not to mention all the beer.
Beer just keeps me fat and hydrated.
2019-09-12 at 11:03 PM UTC
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I HATE Elizabeth Warren
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I hate politics.
But this is what Plato said.
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." -- Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher
2019-09-10 at 9:45 PM UTC
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9/11 tomorrow
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Sadly most people already have forgotten.
Every time I try and tell folks what really happened they just think I'm a fucking nut job,when really they are the ones who are fucking retarded as hell.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Shit this place just got redflagged and now they are coming to take are guns away.
Thanks alot FAGGOT.
