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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I might actually go with The Outlaw Josey Wales, it's one of the movies I've seen multiple 10s, possibly hundreds of times, can't recommend it enough to anyone that likes clint eastwood or westerns
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The thread title reminds me of

  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    There's a 50% chance that the people you meet online are masturbating so if there's only two of you and you're not jackin it you know what that means right

    Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted, But only if Lanny signs the approval form.

    I wish I could buy pattens on all AI and destroy them for the betterment of mankind

    That's one wish I can't grant and I don't want anybody else to either, Kizuna Ai is too good for this world.



    I wish that I could paint pictures on the moon for everyone to see
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Nil Aliens

    I've gotta agree, I liked Alien but always preferred Aliens, I thought Alien 3 was shit too.

    Originally posted by Nil Fury Road.

    Haven't seen this and I don't want to however it does remind me that Road warrior was better than mad max.
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Title pretty much, because movie makers often seem to fuck up the second(or 3rd, 4th etc) movie(because it's a cash grab) post ITT all the movies you thought were as good or better than the first.

    I'll go with an easy one for the first

    Terminator 2

    And it's only one that I think because not a lot of people have seen it cause it's anime but highlander search for vengeance was a worthy sequel to Highlander, the others were not.
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ Granted, but… You know what, fuck it, you can have your wish as is. I'm in a good mood today and it sounds like that would make you very happy. So be it.

    I wish I could shapeshift.

    Granted but you can never return to your exact original form(pretty much a free pass in place of meme)

    I wish I could be drinking cocktails on a balcony in Australia
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Optical implants like that google glass thing but not gay
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I wouldn't be able to decide
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I recommend you setup a payment period, if the blowjob isn't given within x days another blowjob is owed and so forth
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted, but you are forever demonized for using sandnigger slaves to build them.


    I wish I had 'bout tree fiddy.

    Granted but you become a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era.

    I wish china would focus its entire economy on training its girls to suck my nuts.
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I use some shitty(read: cheapo) over ear jvc ones but they've got pretty great quality from what I can tell, at the very least I don't find any faults in them except that I sometimes forget I have them in and get up and being over ear they don't easily pull out so the buds ping off everywhere and a few times I've had one stay in my ear and that's kinda scary you know, got em out though.
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I wish I was a drummer.

    Granted but regardless of any talent you could have as a drummer you get zero attention or recognition over your band mates, if you go solo you particularly dislike your own drumming and prefer others.

    I wish the pyramids were made for me
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Plus it depends on how "micro" we are talking. It's much more likely they're using something that transmits locational data via mobile networks, but if it's too small to notice after a basic look through the haul, then it's useless sure to the base reality of the share cube law and the limitations of battery technology.

    They save their power for a single dump, I've seen this shit on csi, I'm serious business nigra
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    A gaping red, jizz filled cunt?
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Zanick My bad, nigga. Okay, here I go:


    Someone in a chicken outfit?
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Get a cum jar and a grenade
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  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ah, didn't even know those were a thing tbh

    In world war 2 they used to be really helpful for battleships and cruisers, eyes in the sky without a carrier, scouting and artillery spotting plus bombing, basically like a helicopter on a modern ship.
  20. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Malice Hahahahaha! He was a fucking Bernout! This is perfect.

    #Bullets for bernie
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