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Robbing a bank
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2017-06-14 at 9:04 PM UTCI heard an interview on NPR a little while ago with this guy who robbed something like 22 banks, with no gun. He gave all the money to bums, the fucking Robin Hood. Anybody got a series of methods this effective? No gun, just a note handed to the teller. Not interested in doing it, I'm simply a curious party.
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2017-06-14 at 9:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I heard an interview on NPR a little while ago with this guy who robbed something like 22 banks, with no gun. He gave all the money to bums, the fucking Robin Hood. Anybody got a series of methods this effective? No gun, just a note handed to the teller. Not interested in doing it, I'm simply a curious party.
Do what he did? -
2017-06-14 at 9:11 PM UTCI don't have the resources he did. He was a traveling Olympic athlete. I'm planted in one area, law enforcement would triangulate my position or something. But the crux of this thread is, how would you do it?
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2017-06-14 at 9:14 PM UTC
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2017-06-14 at 9:19 PM UTCBank employees are trained to comply with anyone who tries to rob them and show no resistance. So the problem is essentially just getaway, unless you want to crack into their vault or some other Payday 2 shit. You can get the cash from their register easy. The problem is getting away, the second the police get a chopper in the sky and identify you, you are toast and it's game over.
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2017-06-14 at 9:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I don't have the resources he did. He was a traveling Olympic athlete. I'm planted in one area, law enforcement would triangulate my position or something. But the crux of this thread is, how would you do it?
If you can't move around then it would be stupid to begin with. If you can, then you do it the way he did. Write your demand and calmly pass it to the teller. Tell him/her you are armed. -
2017-06-14 at 9:26 PM UTC
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2017-06-14 at 9:30 PM UTCdye packs are ancient technology
micro GPS transmitters are where its at now... -
2017-06-14 at 9:33 PM UTCGet a cum jar and a grenade
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2017-06-14 at 9:34 PM UTCI'm pretty sure they don't keep dye packs or trackers and shit in their tills, as long as you're not greedy, it's not worth their time to do anything, losing a thousand dollars is less then a rounding error.
Plus any tracker that uses any sort of wireless communications is defeated with tin foil, so that's not exactly a big deal. -
2017-06-14 at 9:37 PM UTCPlus it depends on how "micro" we are talking. It's much more likely they're using something that transmits locational data via mobile networks, but if it's too small to notice after a basic look through the haul, then it's useless sure to the base reality of the share cube law and the limitations of battery technology.
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2017-06-14 at 9:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Plus it depends on how "micro" we are talking. It's much more likely they're using something that transmits locational data via mobile networks, but if it's too small to notice after a basic look through the haul, then it's useless sure to the base reality of the share cube law and the limitations of battery technology.
They save their power for a single dump, I've seen this shit on csi, I'm serious business nigra -
2017-06-14 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Plus it depends on how "micro" we are talking. It's much more likely they're using something that transmits locational data via mobile networks, but if it's too small to notice after a basic look through the haul, then it's useless sure to the base reality of the share cube law and the limitations of battery technology.
theyre about 1/3 (last time when i knew anything about the topic) the size of a die pack and had a week (i think?) worth of battery life when activated...and like 20 years of battery life in standby mode
funny story: a certain manufacturer of such an item made their battery out of lithium-something. during the test and evaluation phase, pre production, they were playing around with them and...woops...the current draw of the GPS unit was too 'strong' and caused a literal melt-down of the actual battery along with an ensuing fire.
did i say that out loud? sue me. -
2017-06-14 at 9:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm pretty sure they don't keep dye packs or trackers and shit in their tills, as long as you're not greedy, it's not worth their time to do anything, losing a thousand dollars is less then a rounding error.
if that were true they wouldnt waste their time with die packs or security. banks rarely depend on the FDIC to reimburse their losses...99.999999% of the time the bank eats the loss, if the funds arent recovered.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Plus any tracker that uses any sort of wireless communications is defeated with tin foil, so that's not exactly a big deal.
that is literally false, you idiot.
there is no such thing as tin foil, either. idiot. do you know how expensive that shit is? -
2017-06-14 at 9:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock if that were true they wouldnt waste their time with die packs or security. banks rarely depend on the FDIC to reimburse their losses…99.999999% of the time the bank eats the loss, if the funds arent recovered.
that is literally false, you idiot.
there is no such thing as tin foil, either. idiot. do you know how expensive that shit is?
your wrong on every of these points.
It is indeed tin foil I wear on my head, and you must be a poor fag.
Also the Federal DICK does indeed give money away for free, not issues there.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ -
2017-06-14 at 9:52 PM UTCScienced that loser and also reported him while i scienced him, look at me, on a roll.
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2017-06-14 at 9:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by r0k3Nb your wrong on every of these points.
It is indeed tin foil I wear on my head, and you must be a poor fag.
Also the Federal DICK does indeed give money away for free, not issues there.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
my wrong is in my pants, faggot. regardless...dont you worry your pretty little head about my wrong.
post pics of your tin foil...including its original packaging...or it didnt happen, faggot.
i guarantee i have more tin in my stockpile than you do. and yes, i have pics, so stfu, faggot. -
2017-06-14 at 9:55 PM UTC
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2017-06-14 at 10:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock if that were true they wouldnt waste their time with die packs or security. banks rarely depend on the FDIC to reimburse their losses…99.999999% of the time the bank eats the loss, if the funds arent recovered.
that is literally false, you idiot.
there is no such thing as tin foil, either. idiot. do you know how expensive that shit is?
Litterally not false, the foil blocks the signal, shoplifters have been using it since forever to thwart door alarms. Wrap your phone in foil and try calling it and see for yourself. -
2017-06-14 at 10:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Shitfucker Litterally not false, the foil blocks the signal, shoplifters have been using it since forever to thwart door alarms. Wrap your phone in foil and try calling it and see for yourself.
literally, false.
ive used ALUMINUM foil to block radar (radio wave) interference from certain electronic devices while in a very, very, heavy electronics emissions environment and even using enough layers to barely allow the device to be usable, there was still noticeable interference.
yea? that'd really work? how about i wrap my phone in 99.99% lead sheets (oh yeah...i got some) and try using it? think that'd block the signal? (lead is several orders of magnitude denser than thin-as-fuck Al) or how bout i dont...because ive tried it before, 100% coverage and as close as possible to 'faraday' effect, zero openings for transient signal to escape, and the cell phone still rang when i called it.
come on faggot...im calling your bluff, right here and now. put up or shut up
