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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Actually I was in the Navy Seals and they had me stationed on a marine base outside of Japan.
    In the wake of the Kyoto Animation massacre I was tasked with protecting high level individuals within the anime industry.

    I was wrong to mock your 'transageism'

    you really do have the mind of a 12 year old
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  2. Originally posted by Wariat Dont ask where I found this:

    Pretty sure you found it on 4chan lol
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "innocent until proven to be otherwise"

    lol he was found guilty, spent his get out of jail free card and got caught again
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  4. Originally posted by aldra

    I can't say shit about that, us Italians get just as hairy. The reason so many Italian men wear gold chains is so we can tell where to stop shaving.
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  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, I'm getting supplies together.

    No,right this moment I don't need any shelter for the sake of the weather. It's when winter arrives I'll need it.i
    It also will serve as protection year round hence being more permanent. Though a shelter would be nice to aid in being away from mosquitoes and other biting insects. Yes,I use bug sprays and likely still would have to, but having a roof and walls would definitely help protect from so many being around. Oh, and having a place where you can be 100% dry would help my arthritis, and my shit from getting wet.

    What does it matter when it's built? It takes time to collect tools and supplies. It takes time to receute the right people to help. (The dude who originally was going to help me turned out to be a super douche. LMFAO he tired to fuck my mother after I told him I don't fuck. Then he tried to manipulate fffúfffffffffffffff to fgfgggffggfg to ttttyy 5tttt55

    Yeah I'm not trying to harass you I'm just surprised you haven't done anything yet although maybe I shouldn't be. I mean if it was me it would have been done 2 weeks ago.
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  6. Originally posted by Shrooms Fuck cnn I hope they shoot up everyone in that building

    that will be great for their ratings.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But kids aren't too much fun if no one will have them with you. :(

    I could have kids though. There are people that would carry my babbies, but I'm not stable enough to want that to happen.

    I always wanted to adopt a babby just to torture it but in my heart of hearts I feel that's probably wrong.

    In general though, kids are just so much more fun than adults. You never know what they're thinking...

    I was at a brewery last evening and I had to go to the bathroom and as I was walking down the hall there were two little boys in front of me and we got to the door and it had a yellow caution tape strapped over it that said "closed for cleaning" and the one boy looked up at me like "what do we do?"

    I told him just open the door and peek inside and he did it and looked back at me again like "yeah it seems fine" and I said "fuck it just go in."

    So we did. Me and these two little boys went into the bathroom, the one boy went to the stall, the other littler boy went to the baby urinal and I went to the other urinal and we all peed at the same time.

    I pee pretty fast so I was self conscious about not being the first one done peeing faster than a 5 year old kid so I clinched my pean so I peed slower, but the one kid was literally done in 5 seconds, but the kid in the stall wasnt. So me and the one kid washed our hands together and left and I said "hey aren't you gonna wait for your friend?" and he said "oh. Oh yeah" and then went back.

    /thread
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Well fags, looks like it's time for a new username

    Apparently I need to cut back on the incest fantasies and gun-posting

    who framed rhabdo rabbit?
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Woo eventually began shooting at the guests after one of them had remarked that his ammunition did not look real.
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    If you are driving something with a motor you need to pay attention to your surroundings or else you are a hazard to people around you.

    I constantly have people backing into me because nobody ever bothers to check behind them. Usually they are in the middle of a conversation and start slowly going in reverse to turn out and theres like three people that were standing there that are getting physically pushed out of the way.

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  12. I'm honestly starting to feel really bad for my organs

    They've worked hard as fuck to keep me alive through some wild shit and yet here I am still showing them absolutely no gratitude
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  13. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No amount of direct, hard evidence will convince a willful, determined idiot.

    i think we have reached peak irony here folks
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Go over it with annotations so it's twice as long and denounce yourself like if you talked about blowing up a church add; "That would be very destructive and evil, look at how society has affected my thinking in such a negative way whoa"
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    I wonder if writing a manifest and not doing a shootie would be great happy
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  17. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yeah... and she was of age, too.
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  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The Foxfire Book has a section on building log cabins and living in the mountains the way folks used to back in the olden days.

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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my gf was raped by a dark skinned N word before and so she absolutely hates all black guys except the actor terrance howard for some reason
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  20. ^ good dog.
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