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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Originally posted by frala Nigga you gone die

    Stfu dont freak em out
  2. Ooo i was as so maed
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Shut the fuck up
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  4. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala Nigga you gone die

    Not eating all the oil at once, it's 120 ml. Waiting on my specialty brownie pan from Amazon tomorrow then I'm going to put 60 ml worth in a batch of Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate. Might put the other 30 ml in capsules for my mom's arthritis. I'd make her a topical salve but I need high CBD weed for that to be truly effective.
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  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You can also mix coconut oil with cocoa powder and a liquid sweetener like agave or maple syrup to make your own infused chocolate which you can then pour in molds or parchment or whatever.

    I'm going to become the king of edibles.
  6. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Solstice Not eating all the oil at once, it's 120 ml. Waiting on my specialty brownie pan from Amazon tomorrow then I'm going to put 60 ml worth in a batch of Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate. Might put the other 30 ml in capsules for my mom's arthritis. I'd make her a topical salve but I need high CBD weed for that to be truly effective.

    Ohhh nice

    Nigga you not gone die
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice This is what all Turkish men look like


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  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    be ashamed of yourself
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Just walked home in the dark and clucked at some teenagers for lulz

    They did not react

    Am i a crazy person?
  10. Had a nightmare where my brother was trying to suffocate me with styrofoam
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Had a nightmare where my brother was trying to suffocate me with styrofoam

    Judo chop it
  12. NnnnnnnnnneEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra

    I can't say shit about that, us Italians get just as hairy. The reason so many Italian men wear gold chains is so we can tell where to stop shaving.
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  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Mongolians have it best

    Quality beard genes

    No body hair

    Superior non stinky sweat

    Grey dry earwax
  15. Originally posted by G4LM Mongolians have it best

    Quality beard genes

    No body hair

    Superior non stinky sweat

    Grey dry earwax

    youre a worthless spice analog with biological parents who want you to suffer and wish you were dead on a daily basis
  16. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 youre a worthless spice analog with biological parents who want you to suffer and wish you were dead on a daily basis

    Lol someone's projecting. My parents love me and tell me so every day.
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I can't say shit about that, us Italians get just as hairy. The reason so many Italian men wear gold chains is so we can tell where to stop shaving.

    Lol that's hilarious, like a shave stencil
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  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Slice 2 limes with an equatorial cut then reassemble them with each others' halves
  19. Gdamnit

    There was guy at the door who got kicked out knock at the door after I took 3 big vape hits to buzz.

    Puts sweatoants on accidnetally knocking bunch of shit over

    Stumble to the door

    You ok?

    Yeah i just took 3 vape hits for a buzz, im fine


    (((Please dont tell brain)))




    :(
  20. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    If this old lady I work with doesn't stomp yawning and complaining about being tired I'm going to stuff a Vyvanse in her mouth like I give medicine to cats.
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