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2019-08-06 at 3:47 AM UTCOh yeah, I took 1.4g tia today and actually felt a full opi buzz, or at least as good as tia is likely to get me. Taking 1.5 grams at a time makes it way more expensive than other opiates so its kind of pointless to buy more. I felt pre good
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2019-08-06 at 5:48 AM UTCi had to get narcan'd when i took like 800mg lips turned spblue
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2019-08-06 at 10:37 AM UTCI am not a victim of incest all I did was unregister from the slippery game
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2019-08-06 at 11:30 AM UTC
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2019-08-06 at 12 PM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 rich people become beyond beta by consuming gold in their diet as a daily supplement which gives them supra-human abilities
they all eat food laced with gold, that is their secret to success
Then why are all goldschlager consumers morons?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Most spoiled rich people don't like needles, so they prefer the oral route.
Epinephrine is not orally bioavailable
Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i had to get narcan'd when i took like 800mg lips turned spblue
See this is what I don't fucking get. I took 5g and got nothing but a piss covered carpet and a court date -
2019-08-06 at 12:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano Oh yeah, I took 1.4g tia today and actually felt a full opi buzz, or at least as good as tia is likely to get me. Taking 1.5 grams at a time makes it way more expensive than other opiates so its kind of pointless to buy more. I felt pre good
So much for the "best rehab in the country"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-06 at 1:35 PM UTCAlso, most of you will never get to experience the pure ecstasy of putting on a pair of clean underwear fresh from the dryer after having been forced to wear pissed-in clothes to work for a week
I honestly almost came -
2019-08-06 at 1:50 PM UTC
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2019-08-06 at 1:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jυicebox Also, most of you will never get to experience the pure ecstasy of putting on a pair of clean underwear fresh from the dryer after having been forced to wear pissed-in clothes to work for a week
I honestly almost came
The majority of the uplifting element of this experience seems to be due to relief from having to wear piss soaked clothes for a week. -
2019-08-06 at 1:53 PM UTC
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2019-08-06 at 1:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Common De-mominator The majority of the uplifting element of this experience seems to be due to relief from having to wear piss soaked clothes for a week.
Yeah pretty much
No money for laundromat=no clean clothes
I did the best I could hand washing them but industrial substances don't come out that easily
Been in alcohol withdrawal the last few days too so I was sweating the fuck out of them at the same time -
2019-08-06 at 2:11 PM UTCI'm honestly starting to feel really bad for my organs
They've worked hard as fuck to keep me alive through some wild shit and yet here I am still showing them absolutely no gratitudeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-06 at 3:13 PM UTCI'm like a 7 on the paranoia scale without substances. When I'm sober everyone has as fucked up a mind as I do. Chinese people are conspiring against me and if I recognize someone I kno they're immediately texting people who hate me and there s going to be a situation when I step outside. Every car is an undercover and the worst thing is about to happen all the timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-06 at 4:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I'm like a 7 on the paranoia scale without substances. When I'm sober everyone has as fucked up a mind as I do. Chinese people are conspiring against me and if I recognize someone I kno they're immediately texting people who hate me and there s going to be a situation when I step outside. Every car is an undercover and the worst thing is about to happen all the time
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2019-08-06 at 4:34 PM UTCI think I'm gonna get some gas relief tablets today. I've walked on thin ice having to fart at work for the last time .
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2019-08-06 at 4:36 PM UTCunless you work in a small room with a bunch of other people and are constantly releasing nerve agents, I'd doubt most people would notice or care
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2019-08-06 at 5:54 PM UTCPistol drawn, her boyfriend got me paranoid
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2019-08-06 at 6:10 PM UTCMakeup on, shawty suckin like an AltoidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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