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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    If you are driving something with a motor you need to pay attention to your surroundings or else you are a hazard to people around you.

    I constantly have people backing into me because nobody ever bothers to check behind them. Usually they are in the middle of a conversation and start slowly going in reverse to turn out and theres like three people that were standing there that are getting physically pushed out of the way.

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  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost If you are driving something with a motor you need to pay attention to your surroundings or else you are a hazard to people around you.

    I constantly have people backing into me because nobody ever bothers to check behind them. Usually they are in the middle of a conversation and start slowly going in reverse to turn out and theres like three people that were standing there that are getting physically pushed out of the way.


    I was walking across the parking exit from an apartment complex and there was a car approaching the exit but slowing down. There was traffic on the road, so I assumed they were going to come to a stop and walked scross. Nope. Bitch kept drifting into my leg, I bounced with my hands on the bonnet because she didn't stop for a second. As I did so, I saw her for the first time: her eyes and hands were both coming up from her lap, and BAM. Cell phone in the righty.

    I felt like slamming her hood and denting it.
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    fucking mobility scooters
  4. Originally posted by Common De-mominator I was walking across the parking exit from an apartment complex and there was a car approaching the exit but slowing down. There was traffic on the road, so I assumed they were going to come to a stop and walked scross. Nope. Bitch kept drifting into my leg, I bounced with my hands on the bonnet because she didn't stop for a second. As I did so, I saw her for the first time: her eyes and hands were both coming up from her lap, and BAM. Cell phone in the righty.

    I felt like slamming her hood and denting it.

    My apartment complex is the worst. I'll be halfway backed out and I'll look to see a car turning the corner down from me, easily ten seconds away

    I'll be 9/10 of the way out and I'll see the idiot fly past me in my mirror through a space I wouldn't drive through on my motorcycle

    My first week living here I almost got hit probably 50 times and it takes me five minutes to get out of there because I let everyone past me before backing out

    90% of the time they don't even slow down
  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah most people are too retarded to function let alone drive. We need to make it tougher to get a license.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    what I failed to understand, I'm the man
    ran into him he's a fan
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Something something Taboo bait
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  9. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Something something Taboo bait

    Stickied
  10. Originally posted by Solstice Yeah most people are too retarded to function let alone drive. We need to make it tougher to get a license.

    I agree, and I failed my license test the first time
  11. I had to retake the computerized license test when I moved to MN after getting pulled over for hitting a curb rolling a stop sign and being told that I had to get a MN license now that I live here. I passed it by like 2 or 3 questions while a bunch of the niggers there ahead of me in line all failed itELLIPSIS?!? I didn't know that it was legal to make a red light left turn from a one way onto another one way.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I look like I drive very carelessly and constantly texting and driving but I'm actually pretty careful and I just want to get there quickly doing as much as possible
  13. They just enacted a Hands Free law, which means you can tap your phone but you can't hold it.. Which is bad for me because I use the crap out of GPS and aux fed radio and I just set it on my lap because I don't have a holster. But I guess I am technically hands free my way
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    garland
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Fuck you nigga nobody falling for this
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    GARLAND NIGGA. CRANBERRIES. WHERE U AT
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny GARLAND NIGGA. CRANBERRIES. WHERE U AT

    Tell us how you really feel.
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Absent Admin trend following diggler ass
  19. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Lanny garland

    Judy or Christmas?
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    THE LAND OF GARS

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