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Building a Pallet house

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you know, you have a bit of liposuction, and next thing you know you've got a swimming pool. that's fucking awesome.

    well done §m£ÂgØL, old pal.


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  2. Originally posted by NARCassist its just about showing you what's possible really, like showing the techniques, how they are applied and the potential they have.


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    if they're any good they be making pyramids, with genuine stones.

    not messing around in the woods. theres nothing difficult or challenging abiut that, our ancesstors been there and had done all that.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its really a culture thing.

    we chinese prefer simplicity like how our 97.63% of our foods can be dealt with with chopsticks and soup spoons,

    while a full course western food, especially french, would require an array of surgical tools involving spoons of all size and knives of all curvature and some of them implememts i dont even know what their name is.

    ditto with paintings.

    lol how is a dremel simpler than a claw hammer
  4. Originally posted by aldra lol how is a dremel simpler than a claw hammer

    no, that was in response to his 'right tool for the right job' maxim.
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    First of all, it's just "right tool for the job". It means "use the tool that is right for the job".

    Right tool for the job does not mean the retarded American Walmart "we have a forest of tools" brand version of the phrase.

    It just means... literally don't take a pry bar to a stack of pallettes you're trying to disassemble like Low Quality Parker because you'll damage them you retard.
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  6. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Ghost Everything sounds good except the toilet part

    I understand not wanting to shit on the ground or rely on public restrooms but there is no way that will be sanitary.

    You will contaminate the area and ground water which is not only wrong but illegal too

    You're missing the part about a LEECH BED. It works just like any homes except smaller. It's a septic tank. The barrel collects the shit and piss and water. After it drains off into sand,and rocks and before you know it it decomposes and runs down hill. Just like any house that has a septic system. A couple years you'd need to clean it out or just replace the barrel but that's a couple years and just like any home has to have their septic pumped after 5 or 10years.

    It won't contaminate anything like you're thinking. Also the way I'ma doing it it will go down hill away from me and toward the road and it'll be deep under ground. If I ever wanted to dig a well for water, it'd be fine. Just don't dig anywhere near or going down hill.

    I don't want to have a shitter I have to go outside to use in the winter. It will be just like a toilet in a home and won't smell or stink. If I did decide to go with say a composting toilet then yes an out house would be what I'd do to avoid smell.

    I found a place that has pallets literally right down the road from me and has a bus stop right there. Im gonna begin my project soon now I'll have money.

    This winter I'll have a small home, insulated, with some way of heating that is either solar or a wood stove, and a way to charge my electronics and have light. A toilet of some measure is in the works too although that may take a while longer to complete.

    I'll be able to fit a bed, small table, and small seating area. Not that I'll have anyone there but I want it to be able to snugly fit 3 people comfortable (seating wise not sleeping- I just need space for my bed) with my possessions which isn't a whole lot but enough. Im thinking 12x12x12ft (height being slanted so snow and rain can run off so highest is 12 where lowest is 8 I think would work) with a small loft for either bed or storage, however it works out best. I think sleeping in the loft may be the way to go though.. idk. I'll also put in the interior walls too so it's there for when I add a toilet. If a toilet doesn't work out then it'll be like a mud room where I can take off boots and wet clothes and leave my bags I'll be taking back out when I leave again. Also it'll help keep down on heating by making my heating area smaller.

    I'd like to add windows but that may just wait until spring or when I can find or buy them cheaply. I want to make it so I can insulate and keep this place as warm and cozy as possible during winter. I also want to be able to keep it cool in the spring and summer too.

    Lately because of the heat I've been sleeping in a hammock and it's been especially comfortable. I am definitely gonna have a space I can hang it in my house come winter.

    What's cool is the place up the road with the pallets, they sell dry wall, boards of every length and size and all sorts of construction material I could ever need. Funnily enough, they deliver around the area and many of the trucks with deliver men give me money, food and water/gatoraids all the time. They like me. They may even be willing to help get the pallets to me since it's so close. I don't think I'll have trouble being given the pallets at least though.

    Im excited about this coming together. Im really happy to be where I am at since it's so safe, large area, and secluded. It's also beautiful and I have a million dollar view of the city too.

    Edit: im also gonna have a small porch with a light out front and a bench so I can sit down to remove boots, and when the weather is nice enjoy the view and stay out of the rain if it begins. Also the over hang will keep it from piling up with snow too. Im thinking just a pallets width. 4ft. And just about 8ft long. Just large enough for my purposes.

    Tiny houses rock. Hell if I got a small trailer I could pull it up there and do what I'm doing on it and be able to relocate it if I wanted.
  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    Lmao imagine being excited about a million dollar view in Baltimore
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  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    Also narc is really hung up on the fat shit its been like a year nigga
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pallet
  10. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by G4LM Lmao imagine being excited about a million dollar view in Baltimore

    Dude, the city is beautiful, especially at night. I think as far as large metropolitan cities go, Baltimore has the prettiest skyline of all on the east coast. I think it's better than New York, Chicago, Atlanta or anywhere else. Miami might be better just because it's in a tropical environment and haspalm trees and is warm year round pretty much, but as far as northern cities go, Baltimore is the prettiest IMO.

    I will always be fond of the country and a country girl but I try to see the silver lining and appreciate what I have, not cry over what I don't. I have a small piece of nature and the woods and also the beauty of the city skyline. I'm my situation I couldn't ask for more. People pay millions for what I get to look at every night. My location is perfect.
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, the city is beautiful, especially at night. I think as far as large metropolitan cities go, Baltimore has the prettiest skyline of all on the east coast. I think it's better than New York, Chicago, Atlanta or anywhere else. Miami might be better just because it's in a tropical environment and haspalm trees and is warm year round pretty much, but as far as northern cities go, Baltimore is the prettiest IMO.

    I will always be fond of the country and a country girl but I try to see the silver lining and appreciate what I have, not cry over what I don't. I have a small piece of nature and the woods and also the beauty of the city skyline. I'm my situation I couldn't ask for more. People pay millions for what I get to look at every night. My location is perfect.

    Tch, nigga fuck you. All your life choices are the best possible choices ever because you rationalize yourself into believing that.

    You should just cut out all the bullshit and try to get an abandoned shipping container and use pallets to accent that.
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    yo i wanna live in bmore sounds chill is that where you are hydro? jeez no wonder you so fucked up
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    these could help give you some inspiration





    theres loads of micro homes vids on yt that you could watch. i've seen better ones that those an all, just don't have time to look through them all right now tho.


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Tch, nigga fuck you. All your life choices are the best possible choices ever because you rationalize yourself into believing that.

    You should just cut out all the bullshit and try to get an abandoned shipping container and use pallets to accent that.

    not everyone is you captain faggot, not everybody wants what you want in life, not everybody wants to be a stuck up there own ass, arrogant, desperate to be seen as better than everybody else, male version of paris hilton, hardcore fucking faggot poser idiot, like you do falcon.

    lol


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  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, the city is beautiful, especially at night. I think as far as large metropolitan cities go, Baltimore has the prettiest skyline of all on the east coast. I think it's better than New York, Chicago, Atlanta or anywhere else. Miami might be better just because it's in a tropical environment and haspalm trees and is warm year round pretty much, but as far as northern cities go, Baltimore is the prettiest IMO.

    I will always be fond of the country and a country girl but I try to see the silver lining and appreciate what I have, not cry over what I don't. I have a small piece of nature and the woods and also the beauty of the city skyline. I'm my situation I couldn't ask for more. People pay millions for what I get to look at every night. My location is perfect.

    Lmao you've never seen beauty. Baltimore is one of the dullest places in the US. There's a reason why this is where they set 'The Wire'

    I guess you make do with what you can get. You sure as hell are never leaving America before you die
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist not everyone is you captain faggot, not everybody wants what you want in life, not everybody wants to be a stuck up there own ass, arrogant, desperate to be seen as better than everybody else, male version of paris hilton, hardcore fucking faggot poser idiot, like you do falcon.

    lol


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  17. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    I kept watching those pool videos, like, the progression. That shit's fucking cool. Really makes me wonder why I'm busting ass at a job when I could be living in the wilderness.
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  18. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I guess you missed where I've posted about being disabled. I worked all my life up until I got hurt badly with my leg, and now have issues walking, especially with any speed. I have no stamina. I also have other health issues that would have been enough for SSID prior to my leg injury/chronic osteomyelitis. It takes time, especially when the nursing home did jackshit in filing what they were supposed to file before I was discharged and I didn't find out until I got discharged.

    I'm doing the best I can until then. Most of this project is only possible because I have someone with a pickup truck who is willing to help me, along with a few other able bodied people who are versed in handyman sort of work, who are capable and willing to help me.

    It's going to take me time to get into a "real" house. For now, this is the best I got going for me.

    Its a thing on cali. But make sure you close it off with athe boards of a broken down pallet. Or its fuel for some dickheads who may not see u in there and decide to have a bon fire.. Youre safer in a tent or make a fox hole house
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    IRL Minecraft is pretty hardcore. But i suppose you can just steal your materials or make everything from wood. I bet if you could build a forge and make nails from scrap metal you'd have a nice source of building materials in the woods.
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  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The Foxfire Book has a section on building log cabins and living in the mountains the way folks used to back in the olden days.

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