User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 95
  6. 96
  7. 97
  8. 98
  9. 99
  10. 100
  11. ...
  12. 109
  13. 110
  14. 111
  15. 112

Posts by arthur treacher

  1. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    roshambo has one engorged teat?
  2. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    you haven't lived until you have ordered some 'ultra wizard smoke' from the back pages of a high times magazine circa 1994
  3. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    The only halfway decent welfare scam is buying food stamps off of niggers for fifty cents on the dollar.
  4. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I saw that, but it could have passed through 10 people since it was screenshotted, before it got to me. Michael Myers is quite a topic of conversation, you know.....
  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    michael myers is a honky
  6. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Haven a hell of time with my horses,one horse lost its mind and the other one is getting rubbed by its bridle rein somewhere.
    Saddles are weird.I got bucked today for no reason at all,motherfucker just bucked me off and I fell on my head.
    Maybe I fell because I was drinking lots of rum last night.
    So the city that I live in has this bylaw that sets fees for every time a horse dumps off a rider.
    The city council they got these laws everywhere,in old boxes,in old dressers,in old coolers shit Ive never seen anything like it.
    The council chairman didn't wear anything other than a veil,no pants. nothing,the people didn't notice him at all.He just went in a active meeting pulled down his pants and showed it to me.
    35 bucks, hope my horses don't buck me off anymore.
    Fucking horses, man they are weird.

  7. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    He already has a big head.


    most pedophiles do

    I want to know details, though.....orrr do I? Maybe I don't......
  8. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Have you considered furthering your education? I am not trying to pontificate, its just a suggestion. I myself am incapable of being educated. But it might work out well for you. Plus they have grants and stuff that help with money, so you can get high and shit if you want. Better you using that taxpayer money than some swarthy refugee.
  9. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I have a few old-school hustles, some actually semi-legal, and work a few hours a day and make just enough money to pay my mortgage and insurance and buy lots of opiates because my body is ruined from hard living, menial labor jobs and car accidents. I can be pretty creative at times. But I am just not into 'making' stuff or making ideas come to life or whatever the fuck you would call it.

    Sometimes I have entrepreneurial ideas, but I never act on them, like when I was a teenager I had an idea for a masturbation glove for women, where each finger had a different textured surface so they could rub their clits and the thumb would be like a mini-dildo.

    I had an idea for a hard rubber 'insert' type of molded shape that would fit into a broken car window, cheap to produce and affordably priced, so people don't have to go around with plastic bags duct taped to the door frame.

    I had and have a ton more ideas, but I don't really know where to go after the idea stage, so it just ends there.
  10. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    heh you blackmailed hc45, psychomanthis? That's actually one of the more admirable things you have done. I.....I can't really think of any other admirable things that you have done, but.....good job on the hc45 thing.
  11. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    He played a mean Amin
  12. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Well it wasn't actually my idea. And it had nothing to do with revenge. And it was to involve fire. I, wisely or not, steered clear of the whole thing. But, I figured that the basic concept would be well suited for the situation of fucking someone over.

    Maybe someone here could use the idea for an insurance fraud scheme or something. "vagrants broke into my vacant property and there was a meth lab fire! whatever will I do?" you know, that sort of thing.
  13. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    giving all your stuff away, too? not gonna need it where you're going, and all that? permanent solution to a temporary problem?
  14. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    the kind you buy at pet stores for a buck or two to feed snakes and shit


    Heh wow, I could think of way better revenge than that. I have done way better revenge than that. Here's one I almost used a few years ago: Throw a few sudafed boxes around, break a few glass jars, and splash around a bit of drain cleaner, and you got a 'clanlab site' that will cost tens of thousands of dollars to clean up, and the structure might even be declared unsafe for habitation, or other hilarious and undesirable drug war hysterics.
  15. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what the fuck are feeder mice
  16. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    the key to understanding forest whitaker is in his normal eye.
  17. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    sounds hawt


    Oh, it is, Lanny................................



    it is.
  18. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I can't sleep for longer than six hours at a stretch, it really fucking pisses me off.
  19. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I am disappointed that the crack thing didn't work out.
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I have been wanting to ask you about that phenibut thing, did you have a lot of nausea?
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 95
  6. 96
  7. 97
  8. 98
  9. 99
  10. 100
  11. ...
  12. 109
  13. 110
  14. 111
  15. 112
Jump to Top