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Posts by arthur treacher

  1. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    bismuth crystals look more like ancient microchips than that thing does.

    I am sure that there is no need to post pictures of bismuth, because as awesome as bismuth is, we have probably seen bismuth crystals a million times already.

    haven't we?

    fuck it, I wanna look at some pictures of bismuth crystals:















    Anyway, my point is....what was my point again? I'm high and looking at bismuth crystals. Yeah, anyway, wierd stuff can be found in nature. Just because we find something that faintly resembles something else doesn't mean that it is that thing. Wait, what? Never mind, I don't remember what I was going to say.
  2. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Malice contributes one thing: Hey guys try this noot



    I do love sploo's sharp wit. Is this thread turning from who's more autistic to who is cooler? Because in that case, sploo wins, hands down.





  3. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    No possibility that there was more in the tomb that was stolen already, and grave robbers may have dropped this from their own hand on the way out.....

    No allowance for freak techtonic or even weather-related events (unlikely as it may be, note the description of the 'ring watch'....'mud and rock'......400 year old mud?)

    No mention of this 'artifact of time travel' being held in the dust covered fingers of some random fat fuck hand model, the fatty triglycerides leaking out of his fucking finger pores all over this priceless piece of scientific evidence....

    No concern that the article of what would possibly be the biggest find in physics, science, math, fuck, history, everything, is breaking right now at....techeblog.com

    No facts, but long on anecdotes and breathless descriptions of 'untouched chinese tombs' and 'something metallic hitting the ground' that read as if the author was on the scene during the discovery but yet there are no quotes from any journal entries or official statements from anyone claiming to be present during this discovery, not even specifics on which tomb....its just some old untouched chinese tomb, you know, those are just laying around everywhere these days....

    I saw there are comments below the article, and my eye briefly skimmed one of them, and it looked derisive.
  4. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Sorry Hope so as in you don't keep have it and stay with swipe


    uh huh.




  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    When I was in high school, I refused to wear cheap shoes. My parents wouldn't buy them, so I would save up my lunch money and sell dime bags for months just to get a pair of nikes. It was painfully apparent that without at least some display of financial prowess, the girls would make cruel sport, openly within earshot of everyone. I had seen it happen to other, less fortunate young men who wore voit or spalding tennis shoes, and I vowed that I would never let it happen to me. I learned a valuable lesson in women during that time; spending money on status items to avoid getting laughed at is a terrible way to get laid.
  6. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Yes, I would definitely classify malice as a competent autist, and sploo as more of the disorganized spectrum autist
  7. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    -I've smoked entire bowls full of seeds
    -Stole weed from my parents, like ten thousand times over the years
    -Shoplifted brass and copper fittings and then sold them for scrap, and used the money to pay for weeks at the methadone clinic
    -Shoplifted expensive art and photography books and sold them to used bookstores and used the money for weed and booze and cigarettes and one time some heroin
    -Helped my friends rip people off for a share of the loot, using the money to buy drugs
    -Ripped people off by shoving a wad of dollar bills into their hand, taking the drugs out of their hands that cost hundreds of dollars, mumbling something about being in a hurry, and jumping into the waiting car as I hear a bellow of rage
    -Ripped people off by gaining their confidence over many months, and then borrowing large sums of money and refusing to repay it, then using the money for methadone or whatever
    -Drove some people two and a half hours to south bend so they could buy some lbs of reg, and watching them literally buy it from a pack of niggers hanging around a school playground, who handed over a filthy duffel bag with the weed in it.
    -Huffed raid, like for real
    -Used little kings beer as bongwater, then drank the beer
    -Cut up pieces of newspaper and sold it as acid to idiots, then let them 'trip' with us and telling them that they were crazy every time they complained about not feeling anything, and using the money to recompense ourselves for the real acid we bought.


    I have a million more, but who really cares, the point is, as you can see, I have never compromised my principles for drugs.
  8. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Plus, you're a nigger, so no one cares.
  9. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I voted spoo because malice knows how fucked up he is; you think you are supra-normal, and seem puzzled why no one wants to try your iq tests. I suspect that the few who did try your tests ultimately failed miserably, and you just chalked it up to them being really dumb.
  10. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Also,

    double what?
    It's like doubling your money when you buy food stamps and then use them to buy groceries, because you can buy twice as many groceries. I haven't done this since food stamps were actually those paper food coupons, but I guess a lot of people still do it.
  11. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what? I'm just trying to be efficient, I don't care that you are on welfare or that you are secretly only half white or whatever. It's all only and ever about the money, something.
  12. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    hope so why?
  13. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I actually took the time to really look at this just now.

    All I could think was, "this kid is fucking retarded."


    Heh this guy gets it
  14. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    She's just trying to maintain the crazy behind the eyes

    Isn't that what this is all about, after all?
  15. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    My parents actually owned a 'phototron'. My dad got it for my mom for their anniversary. They only ever used it once, and grew one plant, in the fruit cellar, and it was so strong you could smell fresh skunk as soon as you pulled in the driveway. I was a sneaky little fucker and picked the leaves off the plant sometimes (I thought it would get me high) and my mom somehow always knew, no matter how I tried to find the obscure leaves that she wouldn't notice. She would get soooo fucking pissed, but would never say 'stay off my weed plants'! She would always just say something like 'stop it', with no reference to what 'it' was. But I knew. I knew that she knew that I knew, too. My mom had real 'crazy eyes'.
  16. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    yeah, that could get expensive. I guess I will keep doing it the way I was doing it, because I want all the stuff, not just the water solubles.
  17. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    so, did anything happen yet with the crazy eyed lady you met in treatment, or whatever the story is?
  18. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your astral race is nigger
  19. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    heh I like you, brick

    also, I dress like a homeless person and I don't care
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    It is a Crouton extract, and I guess the layers were just clumped bits of clorophyll and whatnot

    it went away after I shook it for like an hour

    thanks for the advice, though, I might start doing a little kitchen chemistry here and there and I will probably have dumb questions
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