California scam

2015-07-12 at 2:26 AM UTC

#21

arthur treacher African Astronaut

what? I'm just trying to be efficient, I don't care that you are on welfare or that you are secretly only half white or whatever. It's all only and ever about the money, something.

2015-07-12 at 2:29 AM UTC

#22

arthur treacher African Astronaut

Also,

double what?

It's like doubling your money when you buy food stamps and then use them to buy groceries, because you can buy twice as many groceries. I haven't done this since food stamps were actually those paper food coupons, but I guess a lot of people still do it.

2015-07-13 at 4:05 PM UTC

#23

TORTILLA Houston

ya the welfar phone kicks ass. on the verizon network and free for a year

2015-07-13 at 6:58 PM UTC

#24

Cognition Yung Blood

T-Mobile nigger. And nigger please I'm pure white, you need to realize it's all (money) a scam anyway.

2015-07-14 at 4:37 AM UTC

#25

arthur treacher African Astronaut

I just now saw this post. ^^

I know money is a scam. So what if it is? Even if money is a scam, I still have to pay for my drugs and my bills and stuff. You can realize that money is a scam all you want, but in the end, what are you going to do about it? Refuse to use it? Are you going to live on the streets, cooking rat on a stick over a campfire like sploo in five years? If you saw a hundred dollar bill blowing by in the wind, you would instinctively jump for it. Your mind wouldn't even register what was floating through the air yet before your mulatto ass would be snatching at it like a chimpanzee plucking off a zookeeper's testicles. Trying to tell me money is a scam.

2015-07-15 at 4:03 PM UTC

#26

Cognition Yung Blood

I mentioned it's a scam so I don't feel bad leeching off society like blah said. I ODed on heroin two nights ago and got out of the hospital and found $23 on the street walking downtown and scooped it up! Paid for my heroin that I wasted. I don't normally shoot H, I will sniff ten dollars worth very in frequently but I shot it this time because I relapsed on drinking and didn't care but yeah lucky to be alive! Feel like a dumb ass nigga now.

2015-07-15 at 6:09 PM UTC

#27

mmQ Lisa Turtle

"I'm not leeching off society because I acknowledge that I am leeching off society." Okay. I am with AT in that I don't give a fuck what you're doing, but it would be ok for you to just admit you're being a nigger. I have stolen plenty of things in my days, myself, because I'm a nigger. Sure I've justified it myself by stealing from churches and wealthy folks and billion-dollar corporations so it's more of a Robin Hood thing, but I'm still a nigger Robin Hood. Well, WAS.

2015-07-15 at 10:38 PM UTC

#28

arthur treacher African Astronaut

Once I was really super broke and was walking my dog and saw one of those big-ass 'bingo' type lottery tickets laying on a curb, and I don't know why but I could tell it was a winner somehow when I first looked at it. It was a 40 dollar winner, and I cashed it in successfully. The next day I was walking my dog near that spot and found a five dollar winning ticket like three houses down from the first one.

2015-07-15 at 11:01 PM UTC

#29

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Many gambling addicts are much more concerned with the buying of the tickets than the winning on any tickets. The idea of actually winning anything is kind of an afterthought in the back of their scrambled brains. That's why they throw winning tickets away. I've found a few myself.

2018-08-19 at 12:48 AM UTC

#30

cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

Originally posted by Cognition just the facts that your minds have deteriorated because of worrying about money first………wake up!!!

2018-08-19 at 12:50 AM UTC

#31

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Cognition If you like food stamps and are like me, you say you are homeless and get about $200 a month in food stamps. Now, go to LA and go to the welfare office and apply as a bum that has been living there a month or more. You get the $200 in food stamps but they also will give you about $220 a month in cash benefits and some free bus fares. You will have to apply to six jobs (just do online) and attend an hour-long class but you get $220 a month for nine months. Then go outside the office with your EBT card (they give you same day) and get a free phone with unlimited talk and text.

these vermin need to be euthanized into livestock feed...not given free gibs.

2018-08-19 at 12:52 AM UTC

#32

infinityshock Black Hole

jesus fuck.

i just noticed the date on this bullshit

2018-08-19 at 1:03 AM UTC

#33

Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

HaHa! dipshit!

2018-08-19 at 1:10 AM UTC

#34

Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

Originally posted by cupocheer

No necrobumping.

Dipshit.

2018-08-20 at 11:57 PM UTC

#35

esbity African Astronaut

It would be moreso of a scam if you used a fake id and did this with like 50. And of course, had a real job.

2018-08-23 at 12:22 AM UTC

#36

totse3.com Space Nigga

Originally posted by Cognition THAT's the scam….

Prolly illegal. BTW.. I think the feds watch this site.

Off Topic kind of, what umm brought you to this place. how did you find NIS?

2018-08-24 at 11:46 PM UTC

#37

esbity African Astronaut

Originally posted by totse3.com Prolly illegal. BTW.. I think the feds watch this site.

Off Topic kind of, what umm brought you to this place. how did you find NIS?

I'm from the dating site.

2018-08-25 at 12:17 AM UTC

#38

Lanny Bird of Courage

I can’t apply for 6 jobs without getting an offer. Fuck, why is my life so hard?

2018-08-25 at 12:21 AM UTC

#39

Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

Originally posted by esbity I'm from the dating site.

Lie!

2018-08-25 at 12:58 AM UTC

#40

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by cupocheer

Looks like another ban is in order.

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