Dropping a galaxy s7 in a body of water like its nothing

1. 2019-02-14 at 11:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh oh I'll do it maybe the kids will respect me woah
   
   Just kidding.
   
   I like 5h3se little drunk threads I make I wish my bff Terrance would reply to them when hes not busy cleaning cockroaches out of ps4s.
   
   Oh well. X$D
2. 2019-02-14 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I mean honesl5 what is a boy to do?
3. 2019-02-14 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Am I to die?
4. 2019-02-14 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   wimminizer
5. 2019-02-14 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   U have a friend named Terrance? 😂
6. 2019-02-14 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A bff...what kind of homosexual has a bff???
7. 2019-02-14 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A bff…what kind of homosexual has a bff???

   
   A standard one. What kind of a dumbass question is that?
8. 2019-02-14 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ A standard one. What kind of a dumbass question is that?

   
   Easy there Florence, don't get your Victoria's secret open crotch lacys in a bunch.
9. 2019-02-14 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Easy there Florence, don't get your Victoria's secret open crotch lacys in a bunch.

   
   I wouldn't have them any other way.
10. 2019-02-14 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I was thinking of upgrading my S6 to an S7, but AT&T want $16 a month for the upgrade, fuck that for a bag of sandals...a 3 generations old phone for $16 a month...kiss my smooth and delightful ass at&t
11. 2019-02-14 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Smooth??😒
12. 2019-02-14 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Yes smooth, no zits, shaven daily and coca buttered up.
13. 2019-02-14 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Internally or topically?
14. 2019-02-14 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Internally or topically what? the smoothness or the lotion
15. 2019-02-14 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The buttering.
16. 2019-02-14 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Both.
17. 2019-02-14 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was thinking of upgrading my S6 to an S7, but AT&T want $16 a month for the upgrade, fuck that for a bag of sandals…a 3 generations old phone for $16 a month…kiss my smooth and delightful ass at&t

    
    some people dont grasp the concept of upgrade.
18. 2019-02-14 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol
19. 2019-02-14 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny some people dont grasp the concept of upgrade.

    
    Indeed...those people who feel the need to get the latest version when the old one works just fine...an upgrade should offer significant improvement to the experience at a reasonable cost. The only real reason I considered it is because the battery is dying in mine and it's a PITA to change it out on an S6...but for $16 a month I can instead buy a new battery on Ebay for $16 and do it myself...no upgrade necessary!
    
    Now if the S7 "upgrade" had been $5 or something (like it used to be in previous years when they still had the 2yr contracts) then I'd have done it...but fuck em! as my old mom used to say.
    
    That's why apple are not doing so well on the new phones...the dumbos are finally getting a clue that the $1000 phone they bought last year is still fine.
20. 2019-02-14 at 5:17 PM UTC

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    🤚🚽